damian 0 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Nicole or Beanie (toque)? Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Hobbitt would lose. Which Hobbitt is that? Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Am I missing something in that 2nd picture? Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 What the?! Link to post Share on other sites
firedog23 0 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 IS your left foot going to fall off???? That bruise is nasty. Link to post Share on other sites
1 4 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Having the accident whilst performing some incredible ski stunt would have been far better than walking up the stairs Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted January 17, 2006 Author Share Posted January 17, 2006 Nicole, the forum has a long proud history of posing the question 'what would win' with respect to two odd competitors It started out quite vanilla like 'shark and polar bear' and now has reached a new level of stupidity. Beanie - scroll down in the second photo and you will see the alternate (rather than just a bunch of carpet) I feel guilty for picking on Beanie, but couldn't help myself as he got so defensive on the other thread and it was funny. Plus he posted the picture, silly boy. Like the time Ocean11 posted a picture of his tit. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by _spud: Like the time Ocean11 posted a picture of his tit. Iss that still around? Hehehe. Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Interesting... what are the criteria by which the winner is judged? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Well that's obvious. Nicole could put her feet in my lap and wiggle them around, but I wouldn't let Bonnet put his deformed feet anywhere near me, so Nicole wins. Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 But 011, how do you know the rest of my foot isn't exactly the same as Toque's, just with painted toenails? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Intuition. But feel free to post a bit less carpet (what were you thinking?) and a bit more foot. If you're very lucky I may post my post-chocolate tit. Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I think your intuition may have failed you this time 011 Observe, weird-ass toes and a lovely Microsoft tan: Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Gosh, I think mine are prettier! Thanks anyway. I'll see if I can get one of me tits for ya. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 Those toes look like they were moulded from some pliable rubber. Are they real? Are you the secret bastard daughter of Beanie? Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Hehe. Yes, they are real... if I was going to get fake plastic toes I'd opt for small ones! 011, if you think your feet are prettier, prove it! Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I remember the tit pic Don't remember why it was online though My foot is going to fall off Started smelling like almonds this morning I've got Nicole beat already even with my gimped left foot. The calcium buildup on my right foot would beat anybody on here. Even Chuck and Mr.T Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 I spent 20 minutes searching for his tit picture. Then I had to stop and ask myself: Why? Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by _spud: I spent 20 minutes searching for his tit picture. Then I had to stop and ask myself: Why? well, we all know now that you dont like women... Nicole, all those beaches and no tan? All I could see were the red toe nails Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I don't want a tan - I always wear sunscreen. My skin is naturally very fair and I don't want to end up a) with skin cancer or looking like a leather handbag when I hit 40. Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by nicole: I don't want a tan - I always wear sunscreen. My skin is naturally very fair and I don't want to end up a) with skin cancer or looking like a leather handbag when I hit 40. Amen Nicole, I am well over getting a tan too, my mum had one melanoma chopped off. Thats enough of a heads up for me. Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Yep, I've had friends my own age who've had to get them cut out too. Scary stuff. I personally don't see what is so attractive about frying one's skin. And in winter, you see all these girls getting those revolting spray tans. They look awful. Link to post Share on other sites
js 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by _spud: Those toes look like they were moulded from some pliable rubber. Are they real? Are you the secret bastard daughter of Beanie? Closer to the truth would be: 'Are they from Tasmania?' Those bumps are actually where their extra toes were removed! Kinda suprised there's no webbing ... Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I lost my webbing around the age of six, thank you very much! At least we had the guts to post our pics... I'm guessing the rest of you won't because your feet are even fuglier than ours! Link to post Share on other sites
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