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It would be cooler still if he could get a hole under his chin as well. And perhaps a few holes on the top of his head, in horn-like positions.

That would surely only work if he opened jaws at said insect arrival time.

If United signed Falcao, they could play 5-0-1-4. With Young and Anderson in defence, of course.

Harry responds: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5fwFba59lQ

Oh September. Time for folk to get stuck into autumn like work. Gambaro

Anyone get any flesh tunnels over the summer?

Exactly why he would be jolly good in this situation!

How did Everton perform over the weekend BM? I know they lost but are they looking decent?

I'm really doing quite well with my "consume less calories than you use in a day" radical experimental method. If it keeps on working, I might jolly well tell other people about it. And write a book.

Moody! And 28 years old. Or maybe 35. Depending on where you read.

Wigan stonked the opposition yesterday though. Still only 12th but all bunched up to the top three.

Unted 7 points behind Chelsea after 3 games.

My package is still stuck on routed to FINAL DESTINATION thing. Now over 4 days. I reckon perhaps someone's bringing it over on a dingy. Via the Panama Canal.

Is that Blanket fella in United the son of Michael Jackson? Can't be many people called Blanket. He seems to have been instructed to 'hoof up the ball', as ineffectively as possible. In that respect, he has been very effective.

I reckon our great leader Shinzo Abe should sort it all out.

Fletcher just tacked himself. And lost.

Di Maria does looks fantastic. As you said, shame about the dudes around him!

ANGELINA Jolie and Brad Pitt have confirmed their entry into the sexless world of marriage. The couple confirmed that their six children, punishing work schedules and increasing resemblance to their own parents mean that boning is off and marriage is on. Pitt said: “We’re both super hot so all the shagging has been great. “Frankly though I’m drained to the core and it was time to do the time-honoured ritual that restricts intercourse to holidays and the odd Friday night if we’re both still awake after Graham Norton. “Our relationship is now as unexciting as those of our fans.

Note to self!

Can't you just use your hand? Or perhaps ask the wife to help out?

That's a relief!

Unless of course Dom & Phil come back (!) and report.