grungy-gonads

I feel the same. No doubt Apple will tell us how we need one.

Thanks for that Mr Wiggles.

I like sitting next to ladies. They don't fart.

He has made millions from rock music and last year began renting out cottages on his Tuscan estate for £6,000 a week. Now the pop star Sting is inviting visitors to "roll up your sleeves" and help pick his olives and grapes - so long as they are prepared to pay for the privilege. For a fee of €262 (£208) a day, the former lead singer of the Police - whose last world tour earned the group $358 million - is offering connoisseurs of good food and wine the chance of working alongside local labourers at his 900 acre property, Il Palagio, near Florence. Well-heeled would-be pickers are promised th

Well it can't be more than 5.99 can it if someone on ebay is offering that?

I saw that before. Truly truly depressing how we have got there so quickly. Can't we just give away some of these 'players'. Even pay someone to take them. I still think (or should say hope) there might be a chance that LVG is doing it on purpose to get the money bags to splash out and we will suddenly get better from next week!

and worth a watch they are too

I would never expect snowdude to exaggerate even just a little tiny bit.

He has 3 months or so to stop the Moyes-manure rot taking further hold, address the ongoing decline and start turning things around sharply. I'm confident it will turn round.

Quite clearly, we want to concentrate on winning the Premier League! Now to read up on the reports....

Arsenal, how about Fellini or whatever he's called. He was good at Everton and has lovely hair.

Seems to be ok again now

5.99 shipping for a box of crisps. That's worth looking into, you bastard!

But Tubby, beer is good for you!

There was a great gif on the united forums of the latest Muppet movie dvd cover.... with Phil replacing Beaker. Just tried to find it but couldn't.

As much as I dislike City, I can't help but always want 'not Liverpool' to win. So, come on not Liverpool!

Doesn't matter. Looks well cool!

Lets hope he wasn't watching!

Fletcher and Cleverley, in particular, have been absolutely shocking. Dear oh dear oh dear. I'm confident things will turn round but it can't come soon enough.

Valencia smiling, never seen it. Would like him to go, but then we might not have enough team members!

Ashley Young too. Great. Teams actually enjoy playing us at the moment.

We have Cleverley in midfield tonight. Sunderland must be bricking it.

Well I hope we pay 100 million!

Hope it doesn't screw up the lovely autumn months.