enderzero 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark? Link to post Share on other sites
Roger's head 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 I reckon one of them might come out on top. Link to post Share on other sites
danz 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 well... this could be complicated...there are a few things to consider... 1) how long can a bear swim 2) how long can a shark be out of water I imagine a bear is more mobile in water than a shark is out of water...with all the fishing he does...but if I were the bear, I would try and lure the shark out of his element...once the shark is on dry land, fight is over...bear wins... however, if the shark can keep the bear in the water, the ad has to go to the shark, although the bear might put up a good fight... ultimately, home field advantage wins... danz (i am bored at work and want to go home....but can't ) Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Zman, I have been trying for along time to pull together a contest between a croc and a great white shark. bear?! why a bear? Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 oh god, now I see why you chose bear. nice link. Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 O.K. so now we are stooping this low in the depths of triviality! Can't you see the trap people? Anyone who participates in this thread identifies himself as a moron...oops, what am I doing here?....feel for it!...Never mind, in good company. Link to post Share on other sites
Roger's head 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 What a great 'community' this is! Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Zero-man, you must be really bored. Maybe it's time to whip up my Rusutsu thread again, especially now that sunrise is back. Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 cripes is it even a contest???? A GW shark would smoke the ass of any fool bear stupid enough to get near it, look at the jaws.... hmm oversized dog jaws v 1 meter wide array of steak knifes...let me see....hmmm Lets see a bear bite a man in half with one chomp Link to post Share on other sites
RayInJapan 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 I pick the Great White. I've seen video of them jumping clean out of the water while cutting seals in two. Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 As danz said - i reckon home advantage would play a big factor. But all in all. The shark. One average/decent bite from him and its all over. Link to post Share on other sites
sam_casper 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 sure a shark has a big bite but with blood loss from a bears claws he mightnt have such a chance... you gotta remember if a bear could get a hold of the shark he could "hug" him to death and take him outta the water to die.... i dont like sharks... hey hey who would with between "godzilla" and "superman" ?? Link to post Share on other sites
mikazooki 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 sure the home ground advantage will play big, but lets also consider the rules. if the ref sets out "no biting" that sharks gonna have to get some fancy fin work in action to overcome the hairy one's limb advantage. i vote for the mammal. Link to post Share on other sites
oblivion 5 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 If the contest were held on land, I would have to go with the bear. Link to post Share on other sites
RayInJapan 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 I wanna change my answer to "the killer whale" Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 I think the PC will beat the Mac, although the Mac will just lie bleeding without actually dying. Link to post Share on other sites
js 0 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Naw, Billy-Bob Bush will beat himself Bear, the PC will choke the Shark, and Maddas with continue to play 'hide and seek the Mac' ......... yeee Gods!! Link to post Share on other sites
sam_casper 0 Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 Gosh ocean your just a regular comedian... Link to post Share on other sites
el diablo 0 Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 when you see bears tear your friends limb-from-limb, you will vote for the bears, oh yes, you will vote for the bears. Link to post Share on other sites
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