BagOfCrisps 24 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 10 JOKES FOR MOCKING AN AUSSIE Courtesy of that intellectual bible of the UK, The Mirror "newspaper".... part of their hilarious run-up to the final on Sat. Warning!! Watch out for your sides, they will soon be splitting. 1. THE seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do their housework and cook lunch. However, when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she discovered a cave-in. Tearfully she called out: "Hello? Is anyone there? Can you hear me?" A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine: "Australia will win the World Cup." "Thank God!", said Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive." 2. Q: WHAT do you call 15 Australians watching the World Cup rugby finals? A: The Wallabies. 3. GOD wanted Jesus to be born in Australia, but he couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. 4. DID you hear about the Australian shoplifter? He was found crushed beneath the local supermarket. 5. A MAN has an interview for immigration into Australia. The interviewer says to him: "Do you have a police record?" "What?" replies the man. "Do you still need one to get in?" 6. Q: WHAT'S the difference between yoghurt and Australia? A: Yoghurt has a real live culture. 7. Q: WHAT'S Australian for foreplay? A: When the man says: "Wake up, Sheila." 8. Q: HOW do you describe a well-balanced Australian? A: One with a chip on both shoulders. 9. Q: HOW many Aussies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers. 10. Q: What's the worst thing about Australia? A: It's above sea level. Link to post Share on other sites
Dokumanju 0 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 This must be sum kind of lash-back at the oz press. it made me laugh out loud even tho i'm an australian myself. Link to post Share on other sites
indosnm 0 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 I am a bit disappionted! I was expecting a laugh... there's gotta be better than that out there! Link to post Share on other sites
neversummer 0 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 If thats the best the British Newspapers can come up with to make people laugh, then I suggest they look at the English Rugby side..It a real 'side splitter'~!!! Link to post Share on other sites
fukdane 2 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 What, , you mean the team that's in the World Cup Final? Link to post Share on other sites
neversummer 0 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 My way of takin' the piss. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 British Newspapers - we're talking The Mirror here, mate. Not exactly a "quality" publication. They have to make things easy for their readership to understand. Link to post Share on other sites
neversummer 0 Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 Surprised it wasn't in the 'Star' Link to post Share on other sites
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