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My boy was born very early on Boxing Day. He hasn't yet come to feel the injustice of overlapping Christmas and birthday. If and when he does, I'll tell him he's a pagan and that henceforward, Christmas is canceled.

 

 

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I'm already cringing at the thought of having to listen to those tired old Christmas pop songs again whenever I venture to the shops.

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Dumbstick, goodwill to all men is going a bit far probably, but I could try. Extending it to freaks like deformed reindeer, Frosty the Snowman, Winter Wonderlands, the infant Michael Jackson, Liverpudlian sentiment and other aberrations is a bit ****ing much year in year out.

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