Chriselle 158 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 I've heard that before and just this morning a co-worker spouted off about it in a loud and proud way. I reflected for a minute....and with an equal degree of pride I pointed to my crotch and replied... ya,,,but I make up for it where it really counts. And....I can naturally drink your ass under the table. I can see asians in general having that trait but only Japanese ??.... don't think so. Any thoughts? Link to post Share on other sites
DumbStick 13 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 First thought.... Link to post Share on other sites
egglesby 1 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Longer or not....proud of it? Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 What are the benefits of longer intestines? Link to post Share on other sites
onehunga 26 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Takes longer for the waste products to come out. Therefore if you have longer intestines you are more full of waste products than someone with shorter intestines. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 What are the benefits of longer intestines? They're something CHO OMOSHIROI to talk about, especially with gaijin san. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 Thus....the Japanese are better suited for eating rice and veggies and not so much meat....like us western barbarians. That last bit is implied I think. That's the rational I've been told. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 It would mean it would take longer to have a shit. But that's not the longest. I've heard it takes Americans nine months to have a shit. Link to post Share on other sites
iiyamadude 6 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 What are the benefits of longer intestines? They're something CHO OMOSHIROI to talk about, especially with gaijin san. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 the 10 month gestation period for pregnant Japanese women is the funniest I've heard Link to post Share on other sites
iiyamadude 6 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 It's a good one that. But try 'arguing' it, it can go on and on and on........ Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted April 25, 2013 Author Share Posted April 25, 2013 the 10 month gestation period for pregnant Japanese women is the funniest I've heard Natsukashi....I remember laughing at that when my wife was pregnant. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Did you count the months, Chriselle.....perhaps it did come to 10?!? Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 it takes longer cos of the instestines? Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 The second and more “official” way to calculate your pregnancy is through lunar months or weeks. This is the method that most doctors use, and the method by which most experts measure fetal development. How does it work? Each lunar month consists of four weeks, of seven days each. A “normal” pregnancy will last 280 days from the date of your last menstrual period. And here’s the confusing part – that means your pregnancy will be 40 weeks or ten “months” long, measuring in terms of lunar months. Link to post Share on other sites
1 4 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 So it is 10 months then. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 The second and more “official” way to calculate your pregnancy is through lunar months or weeks. This is the method that most doctors use, and the method by which most experts measure fetal development. How does it work? Each lunar month consists of four weeks, of seven days each. A “normal” pregnancy will last 280 days from the date of your last menstrual period. And here’s the confusing part – that means your pregnancy will be 40 weeks or ten “months” long, measuring in terms of lunar months. not entirely true. This is a throwback to when less was known about reproduction, so they would count from the day of the woman's last period.....but that is only when a woman last ovulated, not when conception occurred. A woman can only become pregnant when she has conceived.....right? So using this for your measurement, then it is 266 days, which makes it 9 and a bit months. Link to post Share on other sites
peterson 0 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I think I would prefer shorted intestines. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted April 26, 2013 Author Share Posted April 26, 2013 The second and more “official” way to calculate your pregnancy is through lunar months or weeks. This is the method that most doctors use, and the method by which most experts measure fetal development. How does it work? Each lunar month consists of four weeks, of seven days each. A “normal” pregnancy will last 280 days from the date of your last menstrual period. And here’s the confusing part – that means your pregnancy will be 40 weeks or ten “months” long, measuring in terms of lunar months. not entirely true. This is a throwback to when less was known about reproduction, so they would count from the day of the woman's last period.....but that is only when a woman last ovulated, not when conception occurred. A woman can only become pregnant when she has conceived.....right? So using this for your measurement, then it is 266 days, which makes it 9 and a bit months. That's the semantic discussion I had with my wife about it. I didn't care ... I was more concerned as to how much this new little person was going to cost me... Link to post Share on other sites
crittzel 0 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Are any other Japanese bits, male or female, bigger/longer or smaller/shorter? Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 crittzel ... that's a question best not asked. But, since you have, and not been shot to pieces already, I assume there are no major problems. BTW, welcome to the asylum! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 them competitive eaters are rather small on the whole unlike those Coney Island dog eats in the states. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 28, 2013 Share Posted August 28, 2013 asylum?! Link to post Share on other sites
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