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"All You Need Is Love"

 

Well, it isn't really is it.

 

You need food, clothing, shelter, an iPad and a PS3. Amongst other things.

 

I don't know if they were just being silly or romantic or whatever, but its rather misleading.

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Hello   "Is it me you're looking for?"   No.

A-ha said that The Sun Always Shines on TV. But my tv is in the corner of the room. And I often have the curtains closed. If they had said The Sun Always Shines on my TV, referring to their own TV

I was going to mention that one, but when you think about it they may have just been referring to themselves.

And not, like, everyone.

I'm not sure if they were actually living on a yellow submarine at the time, but obviously this too would be extremely misleading if in fact they were not.

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That's right. The Vapours clearly only thought that they were turning Japanese. They didn't state that they were. Not sure why they thought that but... will have to study the lyrics some.

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"All You Need Is Love"

 

Well, it isn't really is it.

 

You need food, clothing, shelter, an iPad and a PS3. Amongst other things.

 

I don't know if they were just being silly or romantic or whatever, but its rather misleading.

 

Excluding Imagine... anything Lennon ever wrote falls into "got it wrong".

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I was going to put that one in it's song about masturbation.

 

Think about it and listen to the words

 

If memory serves, the people from the NME, maybe Stuart Marconie in particular, reckon it was an urban legend started by them.

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Re Seemores comments above

 

This is a song about masterbation - hum it to the tune of Funiculi Funicular - it fits well

A good one to sing with your mates while on the ropeway :)

Funiculi, Funicula

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Last night I stayed up late to masterbate.

It felt so nice;

I did it twice.

Last night I stayed up late to pull my pud.

It felt so good;

I knew it would.

You should see me working on the short strokes.

I use my hand;

It's really grand.

You should see me working on the long strokes.

I use my feet;

It's really neat.

 

Bash it! Smash it! Beat it on the floor!

Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door!

 

Oh it's so neat to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat!

Isn't life divine? Funiculi, funicula!

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and the smiths.. bigmouth strikes again.

 

"And now I know how Joan of Arc felt

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt

As the flames rose to her roman nose

And her Walkman started to melt"

 

How could morrissey know how joan of arc felt? not possible.

And Joan of Arc could not have had a walkman. not yet invented.

 

"Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking

When I said I'd like to smash every tooth

In your head"

 

I bet Morrissey was not joking at all but meant it.

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