pie-eater 207 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Narudoho. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Oh, but what about when it's one of those funny 'leap' years? Perhaps they just adjust and add one extra days worth, you reckon? Link to post Share on other sites
onehunga 26 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Be careful of those one year supply claims. We once won a one years supply of baby formula, at the rate we used it that would have been approx. 25 cans, however the supplier gave us 12 cans, their definition of a years supply. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Japanese babies are surely very different, maybe due to them spending a full 10 months in the womb. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 and probably something to do with gaijin babies having high noses Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 22, 2013 Author Share Posted June 22, 2013 If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest end up drowning as well? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 If a Japanese man becomes lost, does that make him a dis-oriental? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Japanese babies are surely very different, maybe due to them spending a full 10 months in the womb. and being tall too. need more forumula. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 23, 2013 Author Share Posted June 23, 2013 Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 I don't know. I'll ask around though. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 24, 2013 Author Share Posted June 24, 2013 Hard pressed to find any cannibals to ask these days.. Link to post Share on other sites
mina2 6 Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 What happens when they run out of other people. Eat themselves? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 24, 2013 Author Share Posted June 24, 2013 Yes that's why they are hard to find. Chances of re-producing probably dodgy also even though they do love their fellow man..............................................................................................................................................with gravy Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Which end d they start at, though? Cannot get my head around eating from the foot end. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 24, 2013 Author Share Posted June 24, 2013 funny you should mention that............................... Two cannibals are eating this guy, one starts at the feet and the other starts at the face. The first cannibal asks his buddy "How are you doing?" The 2nd cannibal says "I'm having a ball!" So the first one says, "Jeeze, you eat fast...." Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted June 24, 2013 Author Share Posted June 24, 2013 oops forgot the Link to post Share on other sites
seemore 66 Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Did you hear about the Cannibal who passed his friend in the jungle? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman are trekking through the jungles of Papua New Guinea when they are kidnapped by a long lost tribe. They are tied up and dragged in front if the Chief. The Chief tells them before they die, they can get 1 last request. The Englishman asks for a double gin, after he drinks it he's killed, eaten and his skin made into a canoe. The Scotsman asks for a triple Whisky, and is then killed, eaten and his skin made into a canoe. The Irishman thinks for a while asks for a fork.....puzzled, the chief asks him "a fork?! A regular fork?", "yep, a 3 pronged fork". The chief shrugs and asks for a fork and gives it to him....the Irishman takes it and starts violently stabbing himself in the chest, shouting "You're no making a f*****g canoe out of me!!" Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Three guys got stranded on an island. Two of the three were wimps and the other was a tough, strong guy. One day, they met a tribe. The tribe chief told them that they could either have Death or Bunga-bunga. He asked the first wimp: Death or Bunga-bunga? The wimp replied: Well, I want to live so I guess Bunga-bunga. He got ass raped by twenty guys. The Chief asked the second wimp: Death or Bunga-bunga? He replied: I don't want to die, so Bunga-bunga. He got ass raped by a hundred guys. Then the Chief asked the tough guy: Death or Bunga-bunga? He replied: I don't want to get ass raped so I'll take Death! Everyone in the tribe then chants: Oooooooo! He choose Death! Death! Death by Bunga-bunga!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Jim 65 Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 I got your friggin canoe right fukkin here.... Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted July 7, 2013 Author Share Posted July 7, 2013 How come "phonetically" is spelt with a "ph"? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Because "ph" is a phonic? Link to post Share on other sites
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