thursday 1 Posted May 7, 2010 Author Share Posted May 7, 2010 Quote: A candidate whose surname is "Above" and whose "Other Names" are given as "None Of The" is contesting the election in Chingford and Woodford Green, the seat being defended by Iain Duncan Smith, the former Conservative leader. Unfortunately for "Mr Above" he appears, for alphabetical reasons, at the top of the list of candidates, with no one above him. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Going to be "hung"? Oo-er. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 7, 2010 Author Share Posted May 7, 2010 nice... Now Cameron must get into bed with the Irish. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 BoC likes a well hung government. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 7, 2010 Author Share Posted May 7, 2010 He'd be out of luck, they're all politicians. Link to post Share on other sites
Curt 1 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Maybe no hanging chads but it sounds like if it is close there is going to be lots of shouting. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 7, 2010 Author Share Posted May 7, 2010 wow, what a bizzi polling station. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 "open to legal challenge" Uh-oh. Trouble ahead. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Appropriate segue from Curry Awards to Fallowfield there. The bottom end of the Curry Mile. That's in Manchester, England for all you ManYoo fans. This election looks like giving two thirds or more of the voters something they don't want. Dear oh dear. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: Mr Wiggles That's in Manchester, England for all you ManYoo fans. Not very original that, Mr Wiggles. I expect more from you. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 BBC saying Tories might get in now. Not hung. Good word, hung. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Its so exciting I can't sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Everyone's 'at sixes and sevens' apparently. Tally-ho! Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Here here! Blame the students I say! Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Tories will win. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 You should call the BBC bobby and let them know. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 7, 2010 Author Share Posted May 7, 2010 "tally-ho"???? WTF Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 7, 2010 Author Share Posted May 7, 2010 somewhere in election land, there's a big dick hanging somewhere, 'cos we're getting headlines like: "Early results show big Conservative swing " Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 They've got a great big dong doing lots of swinging on the BBC too. The Swingometer Dong. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Clegg for PM!!! Oh, it's not really happening is it. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 7, 2010 Author Share Posted May 7, 2010 reckon I'd be well pissed off if I was turned away. I'd start a riot in my pants. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Can we not think of any swinging/hung jokes to go with that? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Ed Balls. Thats a good name. I wonder if there was much a swing there, or something well hung. Talking of hung, they seem to be saying that with all the uneven swinging, it will be well hung. Link to post Share on other sites
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