thursday 1 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 he's thicker than he even looks. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads [ TB, do you think footie players should be able to do whatever the heck they want to do when out there on the pitch? Perhaps they could take a gun or other weapon out there? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Don't forget footie fans, excitement of all excitements - the Carling Cup - games tomorrow night. Sadly I can't find any mention of it on the schedules.... Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Originally Posted By: thursday he's thicker than he even looks. And that is difficult! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Belamy got off with nothing. Chavy dwarf. Link to post Share on other sites
gareth_oau 2 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 http://newsarse.com/2009/09/21/scientists-to-investigate-rift-in-old-trafford-time-continuum/ Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 And for those who are suspicious of bare links like that or they just simply annoy you, I took the risk and here it is (reprinted with kind permission of, er, newsarse) - Scientists are to investigate a potential breakdown in the laws of the Universe which appear to have centred themselves over Old Trafford, the home of Manchester United. The move comes after a number of reports claimed that a serious manipulation of the space time continuum had been successfully attained. One witness told us, “I was watching the football, minding my own business, when this two minutes appeared from nowhere.†“I don’t know if these minutes appeared in other parts of the country - or whether it just happened to us - but it made us all feel quite funny.†Glitch Professor Allbright of the Institute of Time Studies told us, “For years we have had individual reports of glitches in the time continuum,†“Many reports coming from men having dinner with potential in-laws on evenings that apparently stretched into weeks.†“But this is the first time we’ve had a report which affected so many people in a single location, it’s a significant breakthrough!†The investigation is likely to centre on the pitch at Old Trafford, which has become something of a ‘Bermuda triangle’ for space-time anomalies. Conspiracy Bedroom conspiracy theorists have long held that Manchester United boss, Sir Alex Ferguson, has been born with the gift of time manipulation, a bit like that Japanese bloke in Heroes. “It’s easy to spot when it’s going to happen,†said keen conspiracy theorist, Dwight Fleck, 26. “He waits until the last few minutes of a game which Manchester United are not winning, then stands-up and engages his pitch-side thousand yard stare.†“Whilst looking out onto the pitch, he then begins rapidly and angrily tapping his watch. Somewhat miraculously, all these extra minutes then appear from nowhere.†Professor Allbright concluded, “We need funding to investigate this further, because if could harness the time generation properties witnessed at Old Trafford, it might make long distance space travel a reality for this generation.†Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 File under WTF: Sol Campbell has quit Notts County after just one game. The defender signed a five-year contract worth about ï½£10 million three weeks ago with the League Two Club but has now quit the club by mutual consent. He played just one game - a 2-1 defeat away to Morecambe on Saturday. Peter Trembling, Executive Chairman said: "While we are disappointed that Sol felt that he could not adjust to the long term nature of the project underway at Notts County, we obviously wish him the best with the remainder of his career and hope that he is able to obtain a place where he can play at International level ahead of the 2010 World Cup. "The investment project is on track; we've brought in a lot of new players and resources into the Club, but obviously this is a five year project, not a five week one. For any fan that bought a new Notts' shirt and had 'Campbell' printed on the back, I am pleased to offer a voucher for the club shop for a replacement shirt." Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 No upsets in the cup I see. Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 I guess Campbell saw Ferdinands brazilian lob that led the bellamy's second goal and thought 'maybe i can still make it into the world cup squad despite now being aged 53'. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 Gotta act your ability. If you're an has-been, stay with Notts County. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 1-0. onto the next round of the cup Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 "an has been" Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Burnley have tottingham away...at the moment they cant win on the road...but still 9th in the table. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 Go get them Burnley! We got Hull. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 They can take spurs. They're down on luck right now. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Man U got Stoke at Stoke on Trent. They can go see Shakespear's place before the game. Or is that Stratford -upon- Avon which is on the way up the M6? Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Originally Posted By: thursday Man U got Stoke at Stoke on Trent. They can go see Shakespear's place before the game. Or is that Stratford -upon- Avon which is on the way up the M6? I was going to say Manchester is above stoke on the M6 then i realized you were talking about United Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 United are above Stoke, and alway will be Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I think Stoke will give United a good game tomorrow. Here's hoping! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I see Portsmouth have another chance to extend their losing streak. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Wigan vs Chelsea Come on lads, this would be a fine game to win. Link to post Share on other sites
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grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 always good for a laugh. Good games hopefully tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
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