grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 My very silly and rather irresponsible Japanese friend and his mate undertook a "Love Hotel Exit Questionnaire" the other day. The cheeky scamp got dressed up into some official looking garb, complete with notepad and stood outside the exit lane of a Love Hotel. Waved down the driver and asked them to take part in a Questionnaire! Here were the questions: Are you married / bfgf / having an affair? How often do you visit love hotel? Did you enjoy your time in the love hotel? How many times did you manage? Give each other a score out of 100 please. Did you watch any porn or use any toys in there? Would you like to leave your name and contact for possible future free offers? They spoke (or got some sort of response) from 40+ couples and he promises to tell me the "results". Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 sounds fun that. Link to post Share on other sites
69 5 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Did he get any punches in face? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 thats classic Link to post Share on other sites
nagoid 4 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 sounds like something on london hearts of some other wacky j-tv program. Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Can't wait to see the results! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 Good lord how did I forget to include 2 of the best questions: How many times did you manage? Give each other a score out of 100 please. I promose to post the results as soon as I get them. Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Silly question, but why did he do that? Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 haha classic. looking forward to the results Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Game for a laugh Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 For a laugh, for sure! Surely. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Can't wait for the results. funny stunt.. well done, wacky nihon guy.. Link to post Share on other sites
TheOrange 0 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 What a marvelous plan. Get those results! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 And here, my friends, are the results: Are you married / bfgf / having an affair? Married: 5 BFGF: 19 Affair: 10 None of your goddam business: 7 How often do you visit love hotel? Once a week or more: 6 A few times a month: 5 Not often: 15 None of your goddam business: 15 Did you enjoy your time in the love hotel? Hell yeah: 26 No: 4 None of your goddam business: 11 How many times did you manage? Just the once: 22 More than once: 3 Not once: 2: None of your goddam business: 14 Give each other a score out of 100 please. 100: 5 90: 3 None of your goddam business: 33 Did you watch any porn or use any toys in there? Porn: 21 Toys: 3 Porn & Toys: 1 None: 5 None of your goddam business: 11 Would you like to leave your name and contact for possible future free offers? Yes: 2 No: 39 Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Did he get any punches in faces? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 No reported punched faces. A few threats to call the PoLice. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 how long did they stand there, seems to be a mighty high throughput Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Your mate sounds like he's not getting enough. His next questionnaire needs the question "Can I have some sloppy seconds?" Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Would you like to leave your name and contact for possible future free offers? Yes: 2 Link to post Share on other sites
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