nzlegend 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 If you saw this sign in a toilet would you sit and conform? or stand proudly and hose away? Link to post Share on other sites
minus 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Surely.... a photoshop joke? Surely?! Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 I would stand, I have decent aim and prefer the effeciency of the method....and I would probably leave the seat up in defiance too ( I do normally put it down) Notice how the standup man is uncouth with his cap on reverse but the sitting man is refined with his cap facing forward. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Tempting to stand up and see if you could wazz all over the sign... Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by -20.7: Surely.... a photoshop joke? maybe, but even if it were a hand made one posted in the office dunny some aggrieved lady, would you? Link to post Share on other sites
TJ OZ 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I'm a stander as well. My aim is perfect except after sex where I hit both side walls with a forked stream. Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by TJ OZ: I'm a stander as well. My aim is perfect except after sex where I hit both side walls with a forked stream. the old forked stream! one of the hazards of being a cut guy. Link to post Share on other sites
TJ OZ 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Don't be starting that one again. Not while O11 is around. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by TJ OZ: I'm a stander as well. My aim is perfect except after sex where I hit both side walls with a forked stream. What's all that about then? I've only ever had that when a strand of 'black dental floss' passes over the nozzle and is firmly tucked under the 'comfort skin' on both sides. So do please explain what extra handicap your parents have inflicted on you. I'm more curious than a bag of crisps. Link to post Share on other sites
TJ OZ 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Nooooooooooooooo Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 You didn't mention not being able to piss properly when you were singing the praises of genital mutilation before. What other benefits are there I wonder? Muwahahahahaha! Close inspection of that toilet seat shows that it has lost a couple of the seat pads, so it would be a rattler too. No way any self-respecting bloke would sit on it like a girl to relieve hisself. Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by Ocean11: No way any self-respecting bloke would sit on it like a girl to relieve hisself. I will have no problem with going along with that request, so it doesn't say much about my self-respect as well as my aim. Also, what's with this forked stream thing? I get that all the time. It never happened when I was young. Now I keep a small mop in my toilet to keep the floor clean after that happens. Link to post Share on other sites
Oyuki kigan 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I would never wear my ballcap to the front. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by Markie: Also, what's with this forked stream thing? I get that all the time. It never happened when I was young. Now I keep a small mop in my toilet to keep the floor clean after that happens. Getting persistent humpers-hose are we Markie? Time to lay off CBs arse Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Hey, Bushpig. Lay-off CB will you? Didn't you see his reaction last time. He wants to keep our little affair private. Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Pee sitting down?!?!? I don't think so I like Ocean's idea of trying to pee on the sign just for spite Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 I saw movie recently where the brow beaten husband had to sit down to pee, orders from his nagging wife, cant remember the title though, perhaps it was "About Schmidt' with Jack Nicholson? re: hitting the sign, in Primary school there was a kid with the most powerful stream I ever encountered, he could stand at the door entrance of the boys toilet and stream it out the window above the urinal - about 3 metres away. It could easily hit the roof too. Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by Toque: I like Ocean's idea of trying to pee on the sign just for spite Engrish resson toki: That's not spite, that's "flaunting your prowess". Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 snowglider, did we go to the same school?!? There was a kid in year two who could pee out the window over the urinal. The teachers used to get rightly pissed off and lecture us about it, but could never catch the culprit. That is until one day he actually managed to spray a teacher walking outside the window! There was no getting out of that one. The same kid also managed to hit the (admittedly low) ceiling of the boys toilet. Funny thing was seeing it dribble back on his head in an unanticipated consequence! Link to post Share on other sites
spook 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 i just want to know who voted yes?! fess up Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 I usually do the opposite of the picture Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by spook: i just want to know who voted yes?! fess up I haven't voted yet, but if we're doing a tally, I will put my "Yes" vote in now. That will count for 1 and leave no doubt. As for the rest.... Link to post Share on other sites
daver 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by Oyuki kigan: I would never wear my ballcap to the front. yeah that's strange eh? why do we also have to wear our caps correctly while sitting? that sign would certainly tempt me to at the very least to break my own distance pee personal best. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Its been a while since a new thread this long greeted me at work in the morning. Thank you! Avoid sitting in public toilets at all costs, be damned with the sign. For 2 years I had a toilet seat that just wouldn't stay up. i fixed it and all was well for a week,. Then mid way thu a standing piss it would slowly fall shut and I was left trying to prop it up with my foot whilst pissing and balancing on the other foot. In the end I grew up and realised that being a man means more than standing and pissing (that's a quote form the best man speech I made at a mates wedding as well). Pretty quickly I realised that a seated pee suits my incredibly lazy personality. Sitting means you can totally disengage from the world for a few seconds and reduces the frequency one needs to clean the toilet by about 80%. I really am a very lazy person around the house. In fact, the only time I pee standing up these days is at work or in the shower, when I piss whilst cleaning my teeth. three birds with one stone and a perfect solution for a guy that can't be bothered doing anything in the home. Link to post Share on other sites
daver 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 "Avoid sitting in public toilets at all costs, be damned with the sign." so what do you do when you need to pinch a loaf? Link to post Share on other sites
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