damian 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Work week ended Friday 8 Sep. Quite a funny week, lots of jokes and childish stuff. EskimoBaseCamp was renamed PeskyHoeSpaceTramp and generally harassed for being a selfish bum and depriving us all of a few pictures of NZ snow. The Australians went nuts offering different opinions on the deaths of some people. Beanie revealed the evils of porcupines in Canada and now we all hate them. The Hakuba Xmas Party Planning Committee started out sounding like a tea club but then Markie sparked things up with talk of anal sodomy with 'Sweet Boy'. It should be quite a party. Niseko continued to get the flogging it deserves, although some Niseko patriots have started to offer a little defence. A guy who works in a mine booked a flight and a hotel for his trip to Hakkers and half of Hong Kong asked about Niseko. TJ announced that he has invested every last cent into a creaky wooden hotel in the most earthquake prone region of Japan and BushPorc showed the heat resilience of a timtam by rushing to Yahoo Auctions.jp and buying a powder board within 30 mintues of being told to do so by a bunch of people who didn't mean it in the first place. Ocean11 was pretty nice and I was no worse than usual, not that either of us are newsworthy items in the first place, I just wanted to mention myself. Despite SerreChe's best efforts to be the only killjoy French alpinist on Earth, the big talking and dick waving over the Sock Monkey descent continued. MrW revealed that he drives a 2 tonne SUV and Dizzy started planning for his upcoming week-long pre season reccy of Hakkuba lines that TGR are too scared to ride. The weather has started to cool in some parts and the world hasn't ended just yet. Goemon posted a funny picture. Pretty good week of work. (only joking about the hotel, TJ) Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 What a fun place this really is. Will this be a regular feature? Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Author Share Posted September 9, 2006 So long as I have a full time job where I pretend to work all day, yes. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Nice one You should perhaps put the date in the thread title and maybe even put links in the text so people can review the threads. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Author Share Posted September 9, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by BagOfCrisps: You should perhaps ... put links in the text so people can review the threads. Mate, SJ forums are meant to be a work time waster, not real work. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 I think the date in the thread title is a good - and easy idea. Let it be! Make it so. Etc. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by le spud: Work week ended Friday 8 Sep. BushPorc showed the heat resilience of a timtam by rushing to Yahoo Auctions.jp and buying a powder board within 30 mintues of being told to do so by a bunch of people who didn't mean it in the first place. ) Fairly well summed up french fry! Actually CB had been on my case about it since last season, and I almost did get one last year. (just to put it in context, and defend myself a tad ) Link to post Share on other sites
eskimobasecamp 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 seems i stole the headline in that round up.... good (smug look on face now) Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 I think we should start a thread dedicated just to EBCs new names. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Author Share Posted September 9, 2006 What a pair of bureaucratic poms No need for a date, just add the weekly SJ-work-week review in review to this thread rather than make a new one for each week. EBC - only you would feel smug about being called a PeskyHoe. BushPorc, or should that be TimTam: yeah, whatever, CB made you do it Link to post Share on other sites
eskimobasecamp 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 TimTam don't we already have one of those threads? Link to post Share on other sites
eskimobasecamp 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Potato only YOU would call me that Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Nice thread. If you add to the same thread every week it has potential to be another monster. Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by le spud: and half of Hong Kong asked about Niseko. I had a good laugh with this one Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Thanks for the Link to post Share on other sites
yoroshiku onegai shimasu 2 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 That's funny. Link to post Share on other sites
panhead_pete 27 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Cool post. Quote: Originally posted by le spud: Work week ended Friday 8 Sep. anal sodomy Is there any other sort? Not that I want to find out either way. Although I had a mountain almost tear me in two one afternoon when I got a bit carried away with my own ability. Its always made me wonder why Toyota over here uses the phrase "Bugger" in thier advertising. Link to post Share on other sites
Kumapix 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 awww. I thought I'd made the cut by making spud post a picture of himself in his pants... I'll just have to try harder next week Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 Pan head – I guess there is no other type. I claim technical ignorance in defence. Kuma – your post was this week, not last week. Sook. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 some more ammo for this weeks one for ya over on the snow in japan thread spud! Link to post Share on other sites
eskimobasecamp 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 don't encourage him Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Hey, I was referring to my own antics! Hence the av change! But yes, you have some juicy encouragement over there too miss nippleclamp! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 jesus, after you brought one at auction last week did you bry another board? Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 indeed I did potato head. But it was damn cheap! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted September 16, 2006 Author Share Posted September 16, 2006 SJ.com forums work week ended 15 September What a lazy bunch we are, not a whole lot of quality work to report. If the boss finds out he won’t be happy. Most prominent this week was Soub’s demonstration of his gift of foresight when he predicted the death of an Aussie by slamming his car into a tree on the side of a gravel road. RIP Peter Broccoli. The other dead Australian has not yet been able to rest in peace and that thread burns on like a lamp fuelled with a kilogram of wombat fat collected from a road kill down the road from Aussie Zoo. Just as the cooling late summer trend seemed to have retraced a little to the warm side, Canada saved the day with reports of snow down to 2000m. But then their party was pissed on by a grim El Nino prediction. For the second week in a row Eskimobasecamp failed to submit a small trip report from her NZ adventure. Whilst indulging in a ridiculous spending spree, TimTam continued to masquerade as someone called Bushpig and the SJ authorities threatened to remove name changing privileges for forum members. You get that kind of thing from people who are known only by a number, hey snowjapan#4 (wink). Let me see, what else did we achieve this week… F’all really. Kintaro got a parking ticket and tsondaboy wants to buy an eski, I talked about a car that isn’t even available in Japan and Veronica didn’t talk about her iPod. The Off Topic section hit 100,000 and we all attached some empty psychological meaning to this round number. Rach started a thread asking about Canada with a vague inference that she might go there one day. She then didn’t say another word on the 2 page topic. You can’t do that Rach, it isn’t a fair day’s work. Next week Dizzy will be battling alone through some dark and scary wild weather on the haunted ridge line above Hakuba, the highest and steepest alpine region in Japan. I hope he carries his poo out with him in collection of little plastic bags. And I hope they don’t burst open in his pack. Lets all wish Dizzy the best for his adventure starting this Sunday. Go Dizz. May the image of this Jelly Fish guide you in dark times Link to post Share on other sites
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