damian 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 A new low. Thursday night was our christmas party and our small team had a reservation at a hyper trendy London lounge bar on the company account. It was an over rated venue that served clearly appalingly terrible food. But it was all about getting drunk and that is what we did. Today my hangover was beyond description. It was so bad that I was forced to sleep in the office toilet cubicle. I have done this before, nothing new. However, this time I was so ill that I had to lay in the foetal position on the somewhat confined cubicle floor using a squashed roll of toilet paper as a pillow. I lay there half asleep for one and a half hours with dribble coming out of my mouth and the noise of fellow bankers shitting and pissing and farting in the adjacent cubicles. When I woke up I was so nauseous that I endured 15 minutes of uncontrollable dry retching. Nothing came up but bile and tears in my eyes. It was only 11am in the morning and was indeed a new all time personal low in my life. There was nothing but bile. cheers and merry christmas. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Hahahahahaha! Mate, I have just come back from a night on the piss, rather drunk, and find myself laughing uncontrollably at your misfortune! Hopefully I won't be anywhere near that tomorrow! Hope it doesn't carry over into the third day! BTW can totally relate to sleeping in the loo with a hangover! Did it many times at a job I had in uni! Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 That sounds awful! I get drunk way too easily - one glass of wine and I'm giggling like an idiot. This is quite embarrassing but also good in a way because I never actually manage to drink enough to be hungover the next day. Link to post Share on other sites
sakebomb 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Tis the season of excess...... .............MERRY CHRISTMAS.............. Link to post Share on other sites
fukdane 2 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 I've not had any excess yet, it doesn't feel like Christmas. Link to post Share on other sites
torihada 2 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 can't be that bad you've recovered enough to post this. I can't relate as I'm such a light weight I'd be dead before I got to your state ....wait a minute it's all coming back to me...Germany...beer...Techilla Slammers...next day at work I lay on the floor while co-workers covered for me.....uuurgh the memory of it makes me want..to......I can't find the instant graemlin for Throw Up.....too late Link to post Share on other sites
iiyamadude 6 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 I've had a few experiences like that. Once I slept in the toilets for 3 hours! And I still felt like death after that, and had an unshceduled meeting that afternoon. As you can imagine I was a nightmare. What were you drinking spud? Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Ive never slept on the floor of a toilet but have slept in parks outside One of my good mates was infamous in Hiroshima for sleeping in gutters/ditches Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Who was that CB??? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 I know.... some guy calling himself "Yuki's Passion". Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 hahahahaha. naruhodo. Do I know you grungy-gonads? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 I don't know. Do you? Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Hey, has anyone tried those Alcodol tablets? They're supposedly "hangover prevention" tablets. I've also heard that you can now get these tonic shots which you mix into your drinks that are also meant to keep you from feeling seedy the next day. I think the tonic is made up of electrolytes to keep you hydrated, etc. I wonder if it really works or whether it's just a scam? Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 probably not. You ever been down Hiroshima way? Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig: Who was that CB??? hmmm, he was JET the same time as Taz, Ian, et al. and lived in Higashi-Hiroshima quite close to me... huge partier/drinker/nampaer Y.P., that was a good time.... Yamakashi is nicer though Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 can't pick who it was... whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by Yamakashi: ...he was JET the same time as Taz, Ian, et al. and lived in Higashi-Hiroshima quite close to me... huge partier/drinker/nampaer So is nampa the term for a sleazy guy or just a guy(or girl?) that likes to pick up? Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 nampa means to pick up chicks. So nampa-er is a guy who does it... Link to post Share on other sites
torihada 2 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Friend of mine was so drunk he fell asleep in the pub toilet. His mates thought he'd gone and left him. When he woke up he staggered out of the toilet in total darkness.He staggered into the bar and the burglar alarm went off, shortly followed by an irate pyjama clad landlord who threw him out. It was the middle of the night and he didn't have any money so he staggered back to work and managed to get a security guard to let him in. He went and slept under his desk until his colleagues came in. Borrowed some money and got the train home. I am supposed to go out for a friends birthday drink tonight but after reading this thread I'm going to rest my liver. Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Out of curiosity, do people do party drugs over there? Link to post Share on other sites
lin 0 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Party drugs being....? Link to post Share on other sites
ncorrenti 0 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 E, coke, etc... Link to post Share on other sites
Stefan 0 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I remember a late night out in Osaka (America-mura) was followed by waking up around the back of a McDonalds, in the gutter. Upon awakening still drunk...very drunk, I "worked" for an hour or so in one of those little hippy clothes shops they have. Just a drunken, smelly, stained gai-jin shouting at young kids to "...buy this sh!t it's great!" Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Mr Matthews - hello! What's America-mura? Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 America mura (America village) The area of Osaka that is chockas full of shops selling american style (mostly hip-hop fashions) clothing. Seems to be the place where a LOT of young people hang out. Fairly interesting place to see at night for the first time. Link to post Share on other sites
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