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hellyer

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  1. Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver Originally Posted By: snowjunky All except Scott McDonald - Aussie Celtic striker who scores heaps for the Celts but can't for his national team pretty sure 1 half of Glasgow would WANT to kill him Yes you are spot on about the blue half
  2. Originally Posted By: planker Got into ramen when we were there. The curry rice often seemed pretty bland. And not hot enough. Chuck some Yuzu Kosho in for a different spicy flavour
  3. Originally Posted By: Go Native Originally Posted By: snowjunky Fashion advice from the lifties at Arapahoe Basin Explains why so many Japanese skiers are shite! You may alienate a few colouful locals there GN
  4. All except Scott McDonald - Aussie Celtic striker who scores heaps for the Celts but can't for his national team
  5. Well yes, maybe I did mean oic after all Freudian slip
  6. Originally Posted By: Jynxx When I first went to England I couldn't use the western toilet. I actually squatted on top of it for a while. When you are 5 you can do that. When I went back to Japan, I couldn't use the Japanese one. It took me a while to get back to it. I spent a lot of time in the rain forests in Australia. Dig a hole and squat. Kinda miss doing that here in Germany. Are you taking the piss?
  7. Originally Posted By: RobBright Where can I download it from? Your kidding right?
  8. I don't think TB meant that Jordan but thanks for the oic anyway.
  9. I have heard that the running of the tatooed Swedes can be dangerous also!
  10. I have booked for both next Feb Come Onnnnnnnnn 2010 hurry up & get here.
  11. Some nice pics planker. Where was that second shot taken? - some nice freshies there in what was a generally ordinary year.
  12. Hi guys & gals I am a skier not a snowboarder but I have a snowboard question that follows on from previous posts. I have been a surfer for over 30 years, if I jumped on a snowboard would I initially favour front or heel side depending on whether I was a natural or goofyfoot surfer?
  13. You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead...............old Howkawi saying
  14. Originally Posted By: thursday I would hate it to have my pants pulled down and have my tool fondled by tattooed Swedes. Hope they get caught before they strike anothe innocent victim returning from a coffee house smoke. Yeah I don't like tatoos either
  15. It's still late Friday here so here's another. W*R*O*N*G FUNNIES I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop wanking. When I asked why? She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!" ~ I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? ~ A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was
  16. She is woman and fortunately does not read this
  17. I am just getting over 10 horrible days with the flu No not Swine Flu - much worse! It's MAN Flu, you know, the one where you are coughing your guts out all night & hawking up unmentionable sticky gunk. Fellows you know MAN Flu........it's the one where you get absolutely no sympathy from your wife.
  18. Apologies for the naff formatting, I did didn'nt realise until it loaded. Will do better next time
  19. My first Friday post (inspired by Stemik & others) HOW THE FIGHT STARTED...... One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started.... __________________________________________ I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a
  20. Fondue- schmondue, the first few dips are ok but you end up eating to much & end up with a stodgy lump in the gut. Give me oodles of noodles and thrice the rice anyday. Bye now, I am off to batten down the hatches for cheeseman's expected reply
  21. My next jacket - arriving next week. Softshell with 20000 waterproof & breathability rating. Thats not me in the pic by the way............I am much more handsome
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