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Lots of Aussies, many Brits?
hellyer replied to Gallifrey's topic in Snow talk, trip reports, Japan avalanche & backcountry
Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver Originally Posted By: snowjunky All except Scott McDonald - Aussie Celtic striker who scores heaps for the Celts but can't for his national team pretty sure 1 half of Glasgow would WANT to kill him Yes you are spot on about the blue half -
Lots of Aussies, many Brits?
hellyer replied to Gallifrey's topic in Snow talk, trip reports, Japan avalanche & backcountry
All except Scott McDonald - Aussie Celtic striker who scores heaps for the Celts but can't for his national team -
Man is gored to death at bull run
hellyer replied to frannyo's topic in General off-topic discussions
Well yes, maybe I did mean oic after all Freudian slip -
Originally Posted By: Jynxx When I first went to England I couldn't use the western toilet. I actually squatted on top of it for a while. When you are 5 you can do that. When I went back to Japan, I couldn't use the Japanese one. It took me a while to get back to it. I spent a lot of time in the rain forests in Australia. Dig a hole and squat. Kinda miss doing that here in Germany. Are you taking the piss?
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A 'game' called 'RapeLay' - "rape simulator"
hellyer replied to grungy-gonads's topic in General off-topic discussions
Originally Posted By: RobBright Where can I download it from? Your kidding right? -
Man is gored to death at bull run
hellyer replied to frannyo's topic in General off-topic discussions
oops! By "oic" I meant "pic" -
Man is gored to death at bull run
hellyer replied to frannyo's topic in General off-topic discussions
I don't think TB meant that Jordan but thanks for the oic anyway. -
Man is gored to death at bull run
hellyer replied to frannyo's topic in General off-topic discussions
I have heard that the running of the tatooed Swedes can be dangerous also! -
Nozawa onsen or Shiga kogen
hellyer replied to samandfee's topic in Snow talk, trip reports, Japan avalanche & backcountry
I have booked for both next Feb Come Onnnnnnnnn 2010 hurry up & get here. -
Swedish man attacked by tattooed girl gang
hellyer replied to 2pints-mate's topic in General off-topic discussions
Do you have to be old? -
Just a useless post to get my 100 post!
hellyer replied to snowdude's topic in General off-topic discussions
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead...............old Howkawi saying -
Swedish man attacked by tattooed girl gang
hellyer replied to 2pints-mate's topic in General off-topic discussions
Originally Posted By: thursday I would hate it to have my pants pulled down and have my tool fondled by tattooed Swedes. Hope they get caught before they strike anothe innocent victim returning from a coffee house smoke. Yeah I don't like tatoos either -
It's still late Friday here so here's another. W*R*O*N*G FUNNIES I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I had to stop wanking. When I asked why? She said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!" ~ I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? ~ A family is driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was
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She is woman and fortunately does not read this
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I am just getting over 10 horrible days with the flu No not Swine Flu - much worse! It's MAN Flu, you know, the one where you are coughing your guts out all night & hawking up unmentionable sticky gunk. Fellows you know MAN Flu........it's the one where you get absolutely no sympathy from your wife.
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Apologies for the naff formatting, I did didn'nt realise until it loaded. Will do better next time
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My first Friday post (inspired by Stemik & others) HOW THE FIGHT STARTED...... One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started.... __________________________________________ I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a