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Originally Posted By: Wizz Quote: * How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? Experienced that today Did you have your hearing aid turned up Wizz?

Originally Posted By: thursday thata was an insight by the way Thanks Thurs, this is also insight

* More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. * Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. * Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your

less than useless?

Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver ever since that 1st fateful day of delivering newspapers as a 15 yr old, I have been dreamng of retiring!!! Shite, back to work tomorrow!!! TB, I live at number 58. I didn't get my paper yesterday.

Oh, sorry Are you talking about beating your meat? BTW Downunder, a late night lamb sanger is a kebab

Noone forces you to buy one do they? Well no, well yes sort of - my wife buys them for me & she is attracted to the sexy shapes & colours, not the practicality. I could say that generally that is a female trait but then I might be in deep doo doo with half the population. So I won't say it

I am still irked

You know what really irks me - how can they keep re-inventing the toothbrush every frigging month. They create these you beaut fancy shaped plastic sculptures that supposedly can get into every crevice including your nasal passage, ear canal and eye socket in case there is any stray plaque or damaging streptobismocacholobotomylosis or some other dental disease they make up. What the can't f...ing do anymore is design it so it sits on the bench without rolling over & spreading the toothpaste everywhere. did I mention it irks me

Big news from the U S & A. Long time statesman Teddy Kennedy has passed away. A great man probably best remembered for that age old saying "I'll miss that bridge when I come to it"

When to retire? what time is it now

Originally Posted By: thursday no way!!. kebab is cho yummy and is a denizen here. yeah, you can't beat that late night lamb sandwich

To be honest I think this honest trivial irritation has run it's course. In fact it is irritating, honestly Time for a new trivial irritation..........anybody...

Yeah, you could be right. We will split the royalties

How does who know?

how can it fail?

Originally Posted By: thursday actually, not true. Macs have a reputation for good beef apparently. I have to say, they do taste OK from my recent binges of double quarter pounders. Why don't they call them a half pounder? ooh, ooh Mr Mc Donald I have invented a new product - please send all royalties to me.

Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver d'ye like dags? No, they don't taste nice

Love it

Hugo and say that but shirley you are mistaken (has this morphed into 'just a useless thread to get my 100th post' thread?)

dagwood

People who say "let me be completely honest here" or "to be honest" blah blah blah WTF - are they lying all the rest of the time?

Please everybody just keep talking it up. The global economy relies on the biggest spenders in the world (Americans) regaining their confidence (real OR imagined)

Are there more squash courts or tennis courts in Japan?

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