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Coffee with a redbull chaser woukd be in order

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

You know it's funny but it seems every time I take say 3 weeks off I have what seems like 4 weeks work to catch up on when I get back, even allowing that I have partners & staff. How does that happen?

First time for me 1966 at Buller

I watched Barcalona kick off the new season last night without Messe, Henry, & Iniesta. They still managed to win 3 zip Now that is depth.

Puts another spin on drink driving

You better watch out GN There could be poachers out hunting for that ivory

Originally Posted By: thursday Scratching the crouch. That can be very dangerous, espcially if you have to reach over. Thurs, that's not how you spell crutch

I hate those involuntary spAAAAAAAAAAAAsms

Good work MB. Carpets are good when the kids are still crawling around but in a generally warm dry climate like we have in Oz the hard flooring is much more practical. And the Jarrah looks sensational as well.

Yeah g'day Ross it is John, I'll contact you later in the week to catch up re perisher & your NZ trip.

Hi Roscoe, welcome to the SJ Forum. Would you be Ross from Coolum?

Good Luck Mr Hatoyama. There can be nothing more daunting for a new government coming to power than to know that the cupboard is bare

It's still friday (late, late) here in oz, I've been out on the hoy, had a wee drinky or three but just have time for to dig into my vault & revive some Friday funnies - here they come bnefore i nod ofzzzzzzzzzzzz Exercise for mature adults Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

Interesting, any idea how they proved it, apart from hearsay that is?

My daughter who works in admin for Queensland Health sent me the following:- ACTUAL WRITINGS ON HOSPITAL CHARTS BY DOCTORS (These Doctors were clearly not English majors.) 1. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day the knee was better, on the third day it disappeared. 4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 5. The patient has been depressed since she began see

I just found out the file I uploaded to Youtube was nit valid so I will try again later

oops my first (failed) attempt at uploading an mp3 audio Assistance wouls be appreciated

Enjoy [video:youtube]http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/t-jds8niLqE/default.jpg

You are right Muika, I found the same trying to book the Sutton Hotel in Ueno

Word document, why?

There's nothing wrong with playing with yourself, and no I don't wear glasses.

that's a bit trivial

OK, sorry didn't realise thanks SJF those upload sites would be appreciated