snowboard_freak 0 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 So anybody got any cool or weird body deformations?? Two of my bottom front teeth and merged together to form one big mega tooth! Looks like a normal tooth - just bigger! Anyone alse got any? Or used to have any? Link to post Share on other sites
sam_casper 0 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 My toe next to my pinky toe on my right foot is missing a joint, most toes.. well all toes bend at the point where ur toe meets ur foot and 2 other bends in the toe... my monggie toe only bends once... its very sad. Link to post Share on other sites
mikazooki 0 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 my second and third toes are webbed, but it has done little to aid my aquatic prowess. its funny walking around knowing u r a freaky mutated discard of nature, and most people dont notice anything out of the ordinary. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 I have had a large lipoblastoma removed from my left thigh (I thought it was a big muscle - I was disappointed). I also seem to be developing one on the palm of my hand, indeed, I'm going to go to the doctor's tomorrow to get a second opinion on whether it's really benign or not. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 Not a deformation as such, but I have quite a big head. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 zooki, sbf and sbfc are inbreed. Australians, you see. I have a club foot. Link to post Share on other sites
Tosk 0 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 I hope the doctor doesn't fondle you un-necessarily, Mr Ocean11. Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 I have a big...better not say much more in case minors are lurking. Link to post Share on other sites
cheeseman 1 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 I like cheese. (Did I mention that?) Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 I was fondled just enough for the doctor to be able to tell me that I will live, at least a little longer, but I should go under the knife. Ouch...! mogski, you should probably have that big thing removed too. Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted April 11, 2003 Author Share Posted April 11, 2003 db my fellow inbreed Australian, what exactly is a "club foot"?? Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted April 11, 2003 Share Posted April 11, 2003 Clubfoot is a common birth defect. In a child with clubfoot, one or both feet are in a twisted position which cannot be turned back to a normal position. Clubfoot includes a variety of foot deformities. A person with clubfoot appears to walk on his ankle and the outside or inside edge of his foot. The exact cause of the condition has been debated for centuries and is still not clearly understood. Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted April 11, 2003 Author Share Posted April 11, 2003 Thats a great illustration! Freaky, but great! Got one for a club foot in an adult? That would be a sight. Snow sports would be interesting with a club foot. Link to post Share on other sites
enderzero 0 Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 Not only does that poor baby have a club foot - but both its feet are left too! Man is he ever gonna have it rough. Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted April 12, 2003 Author Share Posted April 12, 2003 I bet that baby won't be much of a dancer either then! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 Look at me. Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted April 12, 2003 Author Share Posted April 12, 2003 db, you're a sick puppy. I can just imagine one of those eyes coming straight out. Gross. Link to post Share on other sites
Lama 0 Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 maybe thats the reaction after seeing mogski's "big thing" Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 My claim is "pectus excavatum" big word but very literal, pectus = chest, excavatum = excavate. Instead of a rounded "c" shape my chest makes a "M" shape. The only drawback is when I lie in a western bath (not a Japaneses bath) a small puddle forms . But dont worry Zwelgen ( I know you love mens chests) because its makes my pec muscle s look bigger and bulgyer and I have a 115cm (45") chest so I look very nice in a T-shirt Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted April 12, 2003 Share Posted April 12, 2003 You're all freaks, the lot of yous. Link to post Share on other sites
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