mogski 0 Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 Who wants to volunteer to scratch my scortum for me? Been having this constant itch since Monday in the bottom right corner. Ok, so whose it gonna be then? I wonder if I could auction this "scratch a scrotum" thing. Surely there would be many a virgin just dying to get a look and feel of the real thing. Link to post Share on other sites
badmigraine 0 Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 Maybe the best marketing pitch would be to bill it as one of those "scratch-and-sniff" thingies. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 This was a scientific investigation until Chech & Chong Undressed turned it into something smutty. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 Do we have any takers for scratching mogski's nutsack? Anybody? Yes? Tap tap. Gone for a song to the lady with the metal in her face! Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted November 15, 2003 Share Posted November 15, 2003 I am afraid she is not compitable. There could be a case of metal lock if I let her near. Link to post Share on other sites
mikazooki 0 Posted November 15, 2003 Author Share Posted November 15, 2003 your nipples are not the colour of plums Link to post Share on other sites
OzOzOz 2 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Mad thread. I like mine. It's cute. Link to post Share on other sites
Davo 1 Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 Related topic-funniest name for a sexual position "The teabag"- aka scrotum dunking. Ever noticed how bollocks are in a state of constant motion? It's kind of weird. Link to post Share on other sites
sweetaz 0 Posted November 22, 2003 Share Posted November 22, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by mikazooki: your nipples are not the colour of plums How do you know what colour they are mika?? davo...that's just gross. Link to post Share on other sites
oxydiser 0 Posted November 24, 2003 Share Posted November 24, 2003 It improves mine - -- but I'm glad its not mine. Don't it get in the way, like? Fantastic discussion Link to post Share on other sites
nekobi 0 Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 was reading salon and saw this article . strangely enough it reminded me of this thread. hmmm, interesting. Link to post Share on other sites
LiquidX 0 Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 What are your thoughts on the matter, nekobi? Link to post Share on other sites
xxx 2 Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Nice article that. Isn't pubic hair ridiculous anyway when you think about it? I mean, what purpose does it serve? How has it survived?? Link to post Share on other sites
cal 6 Posted January 18, 2004 Share Posted January 18, 2004 Protection. From something or other... Link to post Share on other sites
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