I_HATE_CHEESE 0 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 according to "News of the World" which am led to believe is fine reputable British publication, David Beckham is a dynamo under the covers! becks caught cheating "David was a sensational lover?their sex was highly-charged and explosive. They made love for hours. David's stamina was extraordinary. She could feel his energy pulsating through her as he made love to her on the bed." Maybe he should try a new career Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 "Although she was born in Madrid, she went to a private English school and walks, talks and dresses like a girl from Chelsea. He really liked that." So if anybody knows specifically how girls from Chelsea walk, would they mind describing it? Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Its an attitude. You'll see if you go to Chelsea. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 I bet he is too! Perhaps Posh would like to enlighten us. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 I'm not interested in them as people, but regardless of what did or didn't happen, there's some strange morality at work here. He chooses to work overseas (apparently long before the flying boot), his wife has her own career that she refuses to ditch, he nobs some other bird within a couple of months, and the whole thing's his wife's fault. Sympathy for a father-of-two playing away? I bet you'd have had a hard time trying to spin that one twenty years ago. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 The flying boot. I dont think theres much "sympathy" for him particularly NoFakie. Lets remember that this is just a News of the World story at the moment as well. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 THis story even made it onto the US news I don't believe it. I really don't. (The affair bit, not the machine in sack bit) Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Posh Snowboarder >> http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004161735,00.html And thier 19 month old son with an earring? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 I heard he doesn't really know how to use his left foot in bed, just as in his professional life. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 screw me, I cant right click on the photo in that linked story. Copyright... The photo is the second one with the tattoo on her wrist.... db Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 That's when you use the Print Screen button on your PC keyboard, paste the clipboard to an image editor, and crop it. Try IrfanView for a great image viewer/editor. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Ocean, you're only jealous. Most footie players would rather have his right foot than 2 average ones. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 "She could feel his energy pulsating through her" -> He was wearing polyester pajamas Link to post Share on other sites
sanjo 2 Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 He's "called the lawyers". I wonder if they are happy? Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 I wonder what the secret is! http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004171964,00.html ---- LADBROKES have listed fun odds on what Becks’ physical quirk might be, including: 3-1 spotty back; 5-1 mole on his bum; 7-1 hairy bum; 12-1 shaved privates; 50-1 tattoo on right buttock saying “Kiss This, Fergie”; tattoo across bum reading “Germany 1 - England 5”; tattoo on sole of left foot reading “Left Boot Here”. 100-1 extra toe on his right foot, tattoo on left buttock “Kiss This, Argy”. 500-1 “Hands Off” on his manhood — signed Posh, only one testicle. 1,000-1 the Real thing tattooed on his manhood. Link to post Share on other sites
metroid256 0 Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 Start button? Please use right side? Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 The Sun gives us the stats on the verdict http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004182797,00.html Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts