kokodoko 67 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Chechyan rebels disrupt Sochi. Link to post Share on other sites
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pie-eater 207 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 He should have known really. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Well, I never expected that to happen. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 i was surprise. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Yes, I'm not surprised that you were. Link to post Share on other sites
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69 5 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Yarase! Link to post Share on other sites
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onehunga 26 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Shamelessly ripped from the Internet TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga} SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. A GREEK CORPORATION You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds. You still only have two cows. A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A SWISS CORPORATION You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You worship them. A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad. AN IRAQI CORPORATION Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy. AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive... Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 very clever Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 oh no, my eyes aren't working proper. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 you must not be a interlecktuall like me. Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post hellyer 216 Posted March 17, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2014 Colonoscopy !! Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand . Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure. "Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure, it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me. "Well, I haven't got an erection," I replied. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 This should be readable. Link to post Share on other sites
Metabo Oyaji 71 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Had to think about #3 for a bit. (That always ruins a joke.) Link to post Share on other sites
onehunga 26 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 As someone who has coded before I can appreciate number 19 Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Number 12 is a mystery. Link to post Share on other sites
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