Slippery Jim 65 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 A place to post Funny Stuff; please request prior approval from the SJ gang before posting outside links Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Jim 65 Posted November 24, 2012 Author Share Posted November 24, 2012 When the man stops running, place your cursor about an inch above his head and watch what happens. http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html Link to post Share on other sites
SnowJapan Admin SnowJapan 178 Posted November 24, 2012 SnowJapan Admin Share Posted November 24, 2012 I think we're ok not being bothered by that DiGriz, but thanks for saying that. Unless of course the 'Funny Stuff' is something along the lines of "10% off at My Hotel in Nisekubazawa, Book Now!" or "My blog's just mad funny you really must see it" kind of funny stuff. Link to post Share on other sites
Nisekubazawa 0 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I have been trying to think of a member name, now I have it! Link to post Share on other sites
Metabo Oyaji 71 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I think we're ok not being bothered by that DiGriz, but thanks for saying that. Unless of course the 'Funny Stuff' is something along the lines of "10% off at My Hotel in Nisekubazawa, Book Now!" Some of those are pretty funny, though. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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surfarthur 22 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Is that you Chriselle? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 How Ironic And finally, one for Snowdude 1 Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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hellyer 216 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Right, enough of this humerous tom-foolery - Time for some serious reflection SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats". But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job". Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated. No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. 'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. 'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again. The old man slowly looked at him and said, 'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.' FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole’s name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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hellyer 216 Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 :thumbsup: Luv it Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Jim 65 Posted November 25, 2012 Author Share Posted November 25, 2012 :thumbsup: Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Your friends are not your friends when you pass out. The last one is my favourite 1 Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 ha ha too funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Happy post long weekend Monday.... Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 25, 2012 Share Posted November 25, 2012 Haha!! Somebody's not gonna be happy Link to post Share on other sites
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hellyer 216 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 A priest booked into a motel and said, "I hope the porn channel is disabled." The girl behind the counter said, "No, it's just normal porn, you sick prick". Link to post Share on other sites
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