Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 you should do the "fart" thing when she comes back....apologise and say that as she has been off for 2 days, you realised that you were the smelly one after all Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 12, 2010 Author Share Posted December 12, 2010 Thinking of making some bean soup tomorrow....so I should be primed for Monday morning... Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Is she back? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 My co-worker stinks. How does he smell? With his nose! boom-boom! Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 14, 2010 Author Share Posted December 14, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday Is she back? Yes, she's back and NOTHING HAS CHANGED!! I don't get it.. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Did she see a Doctor? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 She must've gone away, had a thought, "sod it, stop all this self reflection and just be myself" Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 14, 2010 Author Share Posted December 14, 2010 Originally Posted By: Mamabear Did she see a Doctor? MB, Apparently but.... (sigh) I don't understand. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 the doctor told her to just be herself. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 14, 2010 Author Share Posted December 14, 2010 Dr Evil.. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 14, 2010 Share Posted December 14, 2010 Japanese doctor was too embarrassed to tell her the truth so told her she was fine and diagnosed a bottle of red pills to take.....he is waiting on her family making an appointment to tell them exactly what's wrong with her Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Could it be her clothes? Some clothes made with manmade fibers honk really bad after a while even if you wash them. Patagonia tells people to wash their thermals in vinegar every few washes to kill the bacteria. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 15, 2010 Author Share Posted December 15, 2010 Anyone got a link for a 50 gallon drum of vinegar...Ever see the players take that huge tub of Gatorade and throw it on the coach after winning the Superbowl....Ya,,that's what I'll do..with the VINEGAR.. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 You should dunk her in a pool of vinegar like they did with witches! You've missed the chance, but I would have got one of the other women in the office to pretend that her boyfriend/brother/uncle works at P&G and gives her boxes of freebies, all of which happen to be the strongest cheap deoderant you can find. She could then innocently pass them on. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 take her to a farm and dunk her in the sheep dip Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 Take her to a farm. Make the pigs feel they don't smell. Link to post Share on other sites
chuckisduck 0 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Sounds like TAMU to me, sadly there is no real cure but a change in diet helps. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 16, 2010 Author Share Posted December 16, 2010 Originally Posted By: chuckisduck Sounds like TAMU to me, sadly there is no real cure but a change in diet helps. You mean TMAU....That's pretty rare. I know about that because a friend of my dad's had it and it was a different smell...albeit really bad. I think the poor girl has some kind of Candida infection or something. I don't think she's dirty or grundgy and it's too cold to be purely a sweat thing. It's really foul though and it's really starting to affect me. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 are you sure its not you? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver are you sure its not you? Seriously TB.....This really has me being self conscious. I get home and ask my kid...(kids never lie)..."Does daddy smell icky". The answer is "No, you smell good daddy". My wife even said,,"NO DEAR, you don't smell bad. See what this chick is doing to me?? The awful thing is...I can swear I still have her "funk" on me even after I've left work. Like going home after a night out in a smoky bar. Totally grossed out right now.. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 she sounds like a reall whiffer!! Do other work people think the same? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 17, 2010 Author Share Posted December 17, 2010 Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver she sounds like a reall whiffer!! Do other work people think the same? Typical Japanese poker faces...the whole lot of em. The one person who had the initial talk with Ms. "O"...our stinky one... admitted that Ms.O had a funk. I'd need booze to bring it out of the rest of them. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 haha....invite me to that party...Ito is just down the road!! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 I suppose a dip for her in your onsen would be outta the question. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted December 17, 2010 Share Posted December 17, 2010 Can't you make her a pen that will squirt deoderant over her? One of the James Bond films will tell you how. Link to post Share on other sites
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