Jynxx 4 Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Today's fart count - 14 and counting. Double and Triple notes counts as one. All french horns, tried playing hot-cross-buns A bit of a fart-a-bear day Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I never fart. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted September 19, 2010 Author Share Posted September 19, 2010 You don't or you can't ? I did 16, final count yesterday. Might be a personal record. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads I never fart. Originally Posted By: Jynxx You don't or you can't ? Women don't fart apparently. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted September 19, 2010 Author Share Posted September 19, 2010 I saw a article about the average number of farts a day and its' pong factor... I think it was on "New Science" or something, and men is about 11 and women 7. Apparently the self-rating smell factor describes women have less pong ... no, way, we smelled one of the worst in a jump plane in Queensland while climbing and we had to get the door open. The pilot even opened up the vent in his cockpit. Interesting thing is, it was an Aussie research. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Is there something I missed? Why the sudden interest in the bodily noises. Jynxx? Who counts, (and WHY?) how many? More importantly, who cares? As it happens, I'm glad I don't share your house with you. Must pong something fierce, what with your farts and the rats pooping everywhere. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 I did hear/read/aquire the information somewhere somehow that farting is actually necessary and healthy for colonic health... not sure why or how...maybe it was a pro-farting lobby group sponsored article... Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted September 20, 2010 Author Share Posted September 20, 2010 Well, JA, my missus tells me I'm a fart-a-bear and I'd admit to that, and since I haven't counted it for the first 50 years of my life, I thought it would be interesting. Something to do, you know. Then I thought about that research project, and wanted to know how I fare ... I got the details. 1993 study by R.A.Stanton (nutrition consultant) T.D.Bolin (Prince of Wales Hospital, Randwick, NSW) 60 men, 60 women, 5 months study, aroma rating on a 4-point scale from "odourless" to "severe". Results: men average 12.7, aroma quotient 0.86 women: 7.1 and 0.34 Aussies fart a lot. So yeah, you are right, no one really cares about farting (it's only a party joke, right!?) so they fart a lot... My rats are toilet trained, JA . We just have to change the bedding they peepee in it. They actually smell nice on our shoulders cos they clean themselves really well. I have heard of rats that don't and the owner has to give them a bath. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 maybe it stops your intestines exploding. Flight attendants are told to let it rip when they feel it necessary. Pressure does that you see. Imagine a BA rhino ripping it while serving your meal. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Japanese women don't fart. From what I'm told. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Is it true? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Nope. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted September 20, 2010 Author Share Posted September 20, 2010 Here's an interesting statement : An average person farts 10 times a day, enough to fill up a party balloon. Maybe, when you don't fart, does it go up the other way? like burrrp? Or does it get re-absorbed? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Don't be silly. There is no way it can go back up. It would mean pumping shit into your stomach. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 It's funny - I have never seen a study that produces the same number for average farts per day. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Burping is the gas release from your stomach. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads Is it true? nope....my missus lets rip and they honk!! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 I have known girls who fart from the other orifice. Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 What does science know....I think this little beauty from my youth sums it up Quote: Pardon me for the being so rude, it was not me it was my food, it popped up to say hello and now its gone down below. If it was below the heart it would have been a great bit FART! simple. Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday I have known girls who fart from the other orifice. Yeah but they are more fun....and if they smell you should probably not go near that girl again, and cut anything off that has touched her. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday I have known girls who fart from the other orifice. Sounds like someone is lacking.. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 c'mon, you not heard fanny farts? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 fanny farts....F##K Yeah!! Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 ...and I thought this thread would go nowhere... Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 I am now rather scared by this thread! Link to post Share on other sites
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