grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 [i wonder if this one will get some clicks.] Anyhoos, the bad sex literary award is coming. Which do you think is best? http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/nov/19/bad-sex-factor-prize-shortlist Some crackers there These ones are fab Quote: 'Baby.' She took my head in both hands and guided it downward, between her fragrant thighs. 'Yoni puja – pray, pray at my portal.' "She was holding my head, murmuring 'Pray,' and I did so, beseeching her with my mouth and tongue, my licking a primitive form of language in a simple prayer. It had always worked before, a language she had taught me herself, the warm muffled tongue." Quote: 'What are you thinking?' "'I'm thinking … of all the things I'd like to do to you.' "Pressing her down so that she lay lengthways on the sofa, he unbuttoned her coat, but didn't remove it. He felt her body's warmth through the layers of clothes; slowly, he unbuttoned the woollen cardigan she was wearing; he kissed her stomach through the silk blouse underneath, and the sweet embroidered vest beneath that. Then he pushed these back too so that he could taste the pale skin, and felt her trembling against his mouth. His hands caressed the sharp jut of her hip bones, and fingered the buttons at the side of her skirt which he anticipated trouble with, unless … He had the sensation of journeying through veils, of a headlong descent towards disclosure, and the prospect of pausing to fiddle with more buttons was not to be borne. Her breathing had become shallower, and her face was turned distractedly to one side. His head had drawn level with her lap, and as he lifted up her skirt he recalled an image of Bella at Slater Street casually flipping back the dark hood from her camera and removing the plate. Feeling the snaps and entanglements of her underclothes as a delay to his progress, he placed a kiss, quite reverently, on the ivory-coloured sheath of her pants; through the material he traced smooth skin, then the wiry tussock below. The thin silk felt like water purling through his fingers. His hands squirmed beneath the cool curve of her buttocks and stroked the dimple at the base of her spine. Then he dipped his head lower until his mouth grazed the tip of the inverted white triangle that ended between her legs; he brought a hand around and, parting her legs slightly wider, allowed his finger to draw back the pouched silk. It felt to him as if he were tending a delicate weeping wound, and as he probed it with his tongue he heard her moan quietly. Excited by the oysterish intricacy of her he sucked and licked the salty folds until they became sweet, and slowly she arched her back to heighten the angle of provocation. As her gasps grew more urgent he glanced upwards and saw her face almost angrily flushed and straining, his mouth now breathing in the wetness of her until, with an agonised cry, she stiffened and shuddered down the length of her torso." Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 people actually read this stuff? THey should look at some ski photos. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Weird, but somehow, the thread fits the avatar, GG. Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 OMG, that is just awful!! Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 I remember once I passed out on a girl, she didn't like that one bit and proceeded to hit me in the stomach to get me to roll over. Woke up with a hangover and internal bleeding. The other worst was when we were too drunk and slammed our heads together temporarily knocking her out....so awkward. Too much info? Link to post Share on other sites
Karnidge 2 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Yes too much. As is this Quote: salty folds Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads Quote: "...He felt her body's warmth through the layers of clothes; slowly, he unbuttoned the woollen cardigan she was wearing; he kissed her stomach through the silk blouse underneath, and the sweet embroidered vest beneath that." It escapes me why she was wearing a vest beneath her blouse instead of the other way around. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 2, 2009 Author Share Posted December 2, 2009 I reckon it might be fiction! Then again, the vest was one of those Uniqlo winter warmer thingies. Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Uniqlo makes great boxers. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Good to see them branching out and diversifying, but which kind? Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Like the one with the pendulous nipples. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Homer looking good there, he be working out? Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 That's bad writing. Oysters are excellent. Link to post Share on other sites
korbzy 0 Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Originally Posted By: Ezorisu Like the one with the pendulous nipples. my fav too lol Link to post Share on other sites
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