Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 They could be cheesy, quirky or just plain weird... I reckon my weirdest would be... I was sitting outside a bar in Shinjuku eating a sandwich I'd just bought from the convini across the road, I see this girl walking by looking at me so I said.... "Do you want a bit of my sandwich?" she said Yes!! Some girl from South Korea, started chatting and Bob's yer Uncle! any other interesting ones? Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Do you come here often? (What kind of sandwich was it TB?) Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 First wife - Me: "Do you know anyone here?" Her: "No." Me: "How do you like the wine?" Her: I don't drink very much." we were married 2 years later and she passed away after 4 years - pulmonary thrombosis. Second wife - "You cook Apple pies, Oh, I love Apple pie!" we were married 2 years later and divorced after 12 years! Current partner - We were put together in an IT class to work as a team. It seemed to work. Still together after 15 years. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 LOL @ the sandwich! Papa suggested he might be interested in studying Psychology (my major) and ask if he could borrow my first year books to have a looksee. Gave him a reason to come around to drop them off!!! He admitted YEARS later he would have rathered swum shark infested waters than study Psychology! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Don't blame him! If you aren't crazy to start with, you will be soon after! (second missus was a shrink! - 'nuff said!) Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I'm really impressed with JA. He still remembers after all the years. Hey man, they say the good die young, isn't that right ! That's pretty hard... Can't remember how I met my first wife 22 years ago. Can't remember how I got talking with girls. I think I never picked up a girl. They picked me.. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 Originally Posted By: muikabochi Do you come here often? (What kind of sandwich was it TB?) Think it was a spicy chicken sandwich, one of those pre toasted ones....it was pretty good actually Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Hi girls, do you like my avatar? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 one I would never use, but seen it used by my friend at Uni "Hey, nice shoes, fancy a f***?" I would skip the shoe bit Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Someone I knew, at a wine party used the line "do you spit or swallow?". He got wine in his face, apparently. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Lucky that was ALL he got in his face! Some ladies I know would have given him a dainty toe to the bollox at high velocity. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 Originally Posted By: pie-eater Someone I knew, at a wine party used the line "do you spit or swallow?". He got wine in his face, apparently. people in Wigan go to wine parties??!! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Classy place is Wigan mate. Of course worth noting that people from Wigan sometimes venture outside Wigan as well. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 But seriously.... pick up lines? Do people actually use them, like, in real life? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 would: "Can I buy you a drink?" count? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 No thats just friendly conversation in my book. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 but it works after about 7 Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 After 7 tries is that? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 more like 7 pints of vodka. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads No thats just friendly conversation in my book. of course it is but its a hook to try and snare yourself a woman. Its not as if you would buy her one then just stand up and say goodbye, you bought her it with the end goal in mind...so it counts as a line. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver Think it was a spicy chicken sandwich, one of those pre toasted ones....it was pretty good actually Are you sure it wasn't a hot dog? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 ok, why hot dog? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 definitely wasn't a hot dog Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 you can imagine that. "fancy a taste of my hotdog?" Link to post Share on other sites
7-11 2 Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Which do you prefer, 7-11 or Lawson. A winner each time. Link to post Share on other sites
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