Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 FART!!! Im standing at the train station this morning when a HS girl comes up and lines up next to me. I see her quite often if I take this train. Anyways, she lets out a pooooooooooot (bout 2.5 seconds worth). I stand there, dont look at her to make her feel embarrassed, and just kinda laugh in my head... Then comes the mother load, she dropped a BOMB!! It was so long that as she ran away from me towards the opposite end of the platform, it was coming out with each step as her cheeks parted... That one must have been in the 10 second range!!! I dont think she will ever line up next to me or near me again after that!!! That was one of the best farts from a girl, EVER. Link to post Share on other sites
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tsondaboy 0 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 what made you think that girls DON'T fart in the first place? beings that have been gifted with an arse fart, regardless sex or species. Take ewok for example, did you forget she did the lighter trick in Haks over New Years? Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 21, 2008 Author Share Posted April 21, 2008 I wont say anything about Ewok, other than she NEVER did a lighter trick...that I saw at least Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 You missed a good trick! Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 21, 2008 Author Share Posted April 21, 2008 mate, Ive seen much better tricks from Ewok than using a simple lighter Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 I bet it must've lifted her uniform. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Ewok, doing the lighter trick Nah.. no way... or is it... Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Originally Posted By: Creek Boy I dont think she will ever line up next to me or near me again after that!!! Mate. I doubt that she will ever take THAT train again. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 She might also avoid the dinner that she ate the night before in future too!! Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Can someone plz repost that nasty vid of the girl in the jacuzzi, because I cant locate it. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 that was a classic one Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 I'm sure it was a boy really CB Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 yeah that one! Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Oh dear, that is nasty! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 is it real? Looks a bit dodgy. Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 My son did exactly that in the bathtub a couple of days ago. Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 The old brown battleship appeared hey Ger? Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 22, 2008 Author Share Posted April 22, 2008 Originally Posted By: ger My son did exactly that in the bathtub a couple of days ago. ger, quit blaming the baby for what you did Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Originally Posted By: Creek Boy ger, quit blaming the baby for what you did Yeah, judging by the quantity that's what you'd think. Not quite a battleship. More like something out of Charley and the chocolate factory. Link to post Share on other sites
Oyuki kigan 0 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I remember a pro skater in an interview saying that if you went to a club in his town of vancouver and turned off all the music, all you would hear is the sound of girls farting. Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Originally Posted By: Creek Boy I stand there, dont look at her to make her feel embarrassed, and just kinda laugh in my head... This is the part that gets me. You must have incredible self control CB. I doubt I would have kept it together in the same situation. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 22, 2008 Author Share Posted April 22, 2008 'prolly comes with being a teacher, there are sometimes that laughing would just turn the situation into a powderkeg...it would explode and class control would go out the window. But I gotta tell you, Ive laughed so hard this year in my poetry class. My kids are so hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted April 22, 2008 Author Share Posted April 22, 2008 so Ewok, were you and BPG farting near the fireplace?? Link to post Share on other sites
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