thursday 1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 just one more mint sir? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 he's not the messiah, he's avery naughty boy. Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Goodie goodie yum yum Link to post Share on other sites
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Ezorisu 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Fo' Shizzle. Link to post Share on other sites
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Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 are you the Judean Peoples Front? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 I'm Brian, and my wife is Brian too. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Penny for an ex-leper?! Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted June 18, 2008 Share Posted June 18, 2008 Potatoes Link to post Share on other sites
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2pints-mate 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 This thread is silly Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 that is one hell of a word. so too flange. freakin' good F words. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 i was gonna say something rude, but desisted.. i have morals , doncha know??? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 you flange Link to post Share on other sites
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Ezorisu 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Eine affe kuchen, bitte. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 English only please. (Is that asking for some cake?) Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 OK, here's an oldie: Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party in his swanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there - top stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art. There's a feed of pints, the best wines that money can buy, oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire", and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren. All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up with a good book. "Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, party's just got started. "How's about I get one of 'the ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom for a bit of 'how's yer father?'" "Fair play," nods Jim [well that's not his exact words, but you get the gist], "as long as she does the rest of the band, too." "Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear. Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when in Walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles. "Alright, luv?" he drones, "don't suppose you fancy extending that service to me, do you?" The young woman thinks about this for a second, then says "What the hell!" and proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work. Ringo's having a grand time, until, mere moments before the end, The door flies open and Michael Caine bursts in. He grabs the young girl by the back of the hair and slaps her hard across the face! "Wh-what was that for?" she whimpers. "I told you," Caine snarls, "You were only s'posed to blow the bloody Doors off..." Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads English only please. (Is that asking for some cake?) Monkey cake! The best kind. Never deprive chimpanzees of birthday cake, just ask Buddy and Ollie... Link to post Share on other sites
journey_man 0 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Originally Posted By: thursday "I told you," Caine snarls, "You were only s'posed to blow the bloody Doors off..." groan... Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 ^^ agree! What a long winded post for such a groanful ending! Link to post Share on other sites
yamayamayama 2 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 It's totally useless. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 There is that! Link to post Share on other sites
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