griller 9 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 gg started this in the chatbox. Let finding some fantabulistic cheesy bad lyrics. Here's some to start "If I was a sculptor. But then again, no" --Your Song, Elton John "Lucky that my breasts Are small and humble So you don't confuse Them with mountains" --Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever' "There were plants And birds And rocks And things" --America's 'Horse With No Name' Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 "More sacrifices than an Aztec priest/Standing here straining at that leash/All fall down/Can't complain, mustn't grumble/Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble." ABC, That Was Then But This Is Now "All bound for Mu Mu land. They're justified and they're ancient, and they drive in ice cream vans." KLF, Justified and Ancient Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted January 30, 2008 Author Share Posted January 30, 2008 "She used to be a diplomat But now she's down the laundromat" Spandau Ballet: Highly Strung I would like a place I could call my own/ Have a conversation on the telephone. & I have always thought about Staying here and going out Tonight I should have stayed at home, Playing with my pleasure zone He has always been so strange, I'd often thought he was deranged Pretending not to see his gun, I said "let's go out and have some fun" New Order "I am," I said To no one there And no one heard at all Not even the chair Neil Diamond You set my teeth on edge You set my teeth on edge You think you`re a vegetable Never come out of the fridge C-c-c-cucumber C-c-c-cabbage C-c-c-cauliflower Men on Mars April showers Oh oh, oh oh You are a dying breed You are a dying breed You once was an Inca Now you`re a Cherokee C-c-c-cucumber C-c-c-cabbage C-c-c-cauliflower Echo & The Bunnymen Link to post Share on other sites
samurai 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 "twist and shout" chubby checker. I fricking hate that song. passionately. Link to post Share on other sites
spook 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 these are all gold i also like it when people confess to singing the completely wrong lyrics to a song for years. i can't remember all the good ones i've heard, but i used to think "our lips are sealed" by the go-gos was actually "alex the seal" Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Quote: "Lucky that my breasts Are small and humble So you don't confuse Them with mountains" --Shakira's 'Whenever, Wherever' Classic! Link to post Share on other sites
Domokun_72dpi 0 Posted January 30, 2008 Share Posted January 30, 2008 Neil Young - Piece of Crap Quote: Tried to save the trees Bought a platsic bag The bottom fell out It was a piece of crap Saw it on the tube Bought it on the phone Now you're home alone It's a piece of crap I tried to plug in it I tried to turn it on When I got it home It was a piece of crap Got it from a friend On him you can depend I found out in the end It was a piece of crap I'm trying to save the trees I saw it on TV They cut the forest down To build a piece of crap I went back to the store They gave me four more The guy told me at the door It's a piece of crap Actually, I love this song Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 As much as I adore Martin L Gore and most of his lyrics, he did come up with some howlers when he was starting out "People are people so why should it be You and I should get along so awfully" Cringe! Link to post Share on other sites
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