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Here is a joke i heard when i was in Whistler a few seasons ago

 

There was a Russian, a Cuban, a Canadian and an aussie riding the 7th Heaven quad. They get a little ways up when the Rooskie pulls out a big bottle of EXPENSIVE vodka, cracks it open, takes one sip, and then trows it off the lift.

 

Everyone freaks out, asking him why he threw away such nice vodka. He replied "Ah, een my country, vodka eez like water, we wash with eet". Everone looks a little stunned, and after a minute r two, the Cuban pulls out a beautiful cigar from his goggle pocket, lights up, takes 2 puffs, and throws it off the lift as well.

 

Again, everyone goes nuts, asking him how he could throw away such a beautiful cigar. And he goes "In Cuba, cigars are like ...snow. We are overflowing with them. we have to pay people to take them away, there are so many."

 

Everyone thinks about this last bit of info thoughtfully. After a minute, the Canadian throws the Australian off the lift.

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