damian 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 These murderous bastards! Killers of good Aussie legends. Link to post Share on other sites
Oyuki kigan 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Nature fights back! maybe they have a case for self-defence! Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 That tree looks downright menacing Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 The only answer is to hand the oceans over to the fishermen, and the land to the farmers. Then they could kill all the fish and cut down all the trees. Hang on... Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 that's a lovely tree. the ray looks like a UFO Link to post Share on other sites
ProbablyaCrazyPerson 2 Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Thats the kind of ray that got poor Steve? Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 The Stingray Stikes Back! Stingray launches into boat, stabbing 81yo in chest! Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 JFC thats crazy! Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 An 81-year-old man is in critical condition after a bizarre attack by a stingray, which leapt out of the water into a boat and stung him in the chest. "It's just a real freak thing," said Lieutenant Mike Sullivan, What a load of BS. "The silly old fart should of known better." "I bet he was doing something silly with it." Imagine getting that close to a stingray." "As if the boat was going to protect him. "What a dickhead.!!" Sound familiar ????? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I'm just checking under my desk and in my drawers for stingrays... This isn't even funny any more. Link to post Share on other sites
fb_steve 0 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 There's one in my pool now, how do i get rid of it? Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 19, 2006 Author Share Posted October 19, 2006 Humans are in deep shit when ocean animals choose to leave the water to hunt us down and die in the process. Stingrays are the new suicide bomber. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by fb_steve: There's one in my pool now, how do i get rid of it? Get a life-size Steve doll and stand it near the waters edge. The ray should lunge out at him, impale itself on his chest and then flounder, stuck on Steve until it dies a horrible death of asphyxiation... Link to post Share on other sites
SerreChe 2 Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 The Stingray has denied any invlovment. Link to post Share on other sites
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