maoriboy 0 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Any Tokyo based kiwis gonna attend the Embassy party on the 24th of March? If they are anything like the past few years it'll be a blast. Im going thats for sure Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Free beer and food? Do you have to dress up? Link to post Share on other sites
woywoy 0 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 How do you get invited to those embassy type parties maori? Is anyone who is a Kiwi allowed to go or what ... Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 dress up in a sheep costume and they'll let ewes in mates! Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 Shhhhh Maoriboy, see lots of zarus are already interested!! Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I got an invite. If you are on the embassy mailing list you get one. Link to post Share on other sites
powwwers 0 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 ***GREAT MOMENTS IN NEW ZALUND SPORTING HISTORY*** =australia looses Rugby World Cup to England Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 Mate, Aussies go for NZ when it is against England! Does it not work the other way round?? Any southern hemisphere team is better than a northern hemisphere team when it comes to barracking. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I went to some do once hosted by the British Embassy in Kobe ostensibly for the Queen Mother's birthday. I'm not a royalist, so it was just for free booze and tucker with my mates who were also freeloading. It wasn't a bad do. They had a couple of kegs of Tetleys and a big chuck of roast Kobe beef. Some of the Consul bigwigs knew the second verse of God Save The Queen, which I'd never heard before. The Consul himself made a speech with the usual "she were great during the war" one. He also quoted some semi-homophobic joke the old dear had come out with about "queens", but I don't remember it. It was not up to Phil the Greek standards. Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 I didn't know there was a second verse. I hate national anthems, the only ones that are any good are France and Italy's. Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 What redneck aussies think happen at NZ partys: Penned sheep for the boys to get romantic with. What actually happens: A few chardonays (steinlagers), a rack of decent roast lamb (no the stringbean sh_t the okkers are used to), followed by a rousing discussion about rugby. Once the liquid hits the spot, all sorts of amorous moves are made on the womenfolk, with a success rate approaching Japan at the winter Olympics. Once the womenfolk are nicely tucked up in bed, with not much else to do, the penned sheep look mighty attractive (and they don't complain that they have been ignored all night). What happens next is best not mentioned, but at least it's warm, and goes to show that the average NZ male, unlike his Australian counterpart can still rise to the occasion after a night on the piss. Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Nice one I did a round- South Island field trip with a bunch of geologists, one of whom (female) was born and bred in Alice Springs. Her comment was that she had "thought that pictures of white sheep in green fields were a child's fantasy, but the sheep in New Zealand were very attractive". Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Nice one Misorano Soub, have you heard how the Kiwis find those sheep in the long-grassed green fields? They find them just Lovely Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 An oldie but a goodie: Why can't they circumcise John Howard? Cos there's no end to the prick. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Mate, that's great! Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Miso, can you take me to the party introducing me as your bro saying "Hey this is da Hakuba oyaji club meister Gams my bro with a same round belly" so that I can participate in!? Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Sorry Gams, I'm not going. The missus won't the master of the home out too play. (We're moving house on that weekend) Link to post Share on other sites
TJ OZ 0 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Two New Zealanders overheard as they were leaving the party NZ 1 - (was walking out with the wooliest sheep you have ever seen) NZ 2 - "hey bro, you gonna shear that sheep" NZ 1 - " I'm not shearing this with anyone" Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Why couldn't they stage a nativity play in Australia? Couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Both bloody good! Link to post Share on other sites
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