Weegeoff

Paddy working on the building site and traps his finger badly. So he has to go to the hospital. The doc phones up his wife and tells her he had to cut his finger off Not the whole finger she cryed No the next one to it

NO nearly hungover his underwear

Did you here about the homo who fanced himself But just could not get round to it two homo cowboys One said Yup The other one said Yup

error 404 Yes. I fly out on the 31 March. Leave on 16 April

Rach dos that mean you come from Bristol or you have big Bristols?

Got 4 out of 5 I have not got the Big round belly

I have not spoken to the wife for 2 years I could not interrupt her.

Excuse me gents but i was under the distinct impression that this was the english page

Could some of you ladies PLEASE wait untill April when I am out there

Have you tried fitting pipes.Just think of the saving on your heating bill and you would be doing your bit to stop greenhouse gases

Is that blog or bog?

Ocean 11 I know the Planet Suite very well but I have never heard of I vow to thee my country. can you whistle it for me.

Try looking under Pomp and Circumstance

I am miffed to because I cannot read it

I used to go to the US a lot and had a great time.The only time I could go was at the end of the season,{April] So because of the high resorts it suited me. But because I did not like Bush and what he was doing I had my own little protest, and decided to spend me money in Japan instead

Mammoth is Ok but the night life is not that good the best place I found was Heavenly on Tahoe> You had the the best of both worlds. Staying in the casinos is cheap and then walk up to the California side for the night life

I had some bad habits. My toes curled but I grew out of it.

I was once having a passionate moment with the wife.There was a flash of lightning and a clap of thunder that loud She all most woke up.

If and that is a Big IF she played her cards right. She could have me

My name is Geoff I live in scotland and because I am not 6 ft. 6 ins or 1.90m they call me Wee Geoff

I have a little logo on the main page which says; Rich media blocked; I wish I knew what it was.I also have to log in and put my password in every time when I add a reply

Moses went up the moutain one day and God spoke to him. He said : Moses would you like some Commandments: How much said Moses. Nothing said God.In that case I will take Ten.

Do you think someone should tell Bush about global warming.

Two bombs were dropped Because That is all they had at the time. If they had made more. How many would they have dropped? 3.4 .5.6. Imagine the unimaginable. Two days to surrender with bad communications before the second one was dropped. How long would they have waited before Nos. 3, 4, 5, 6. or however many they had made were dropped I don,t like to think about it.

No wash your feet