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Originally Posted By: thursday old fart's complaint Thanks for the diagnosis Thurs, but I am hoping for a second opinion mon

The Chamber by John Grisham Has been around for a while & made into a movie starring Gene Hackman & Chris O'Donnell. Have not seen it but am enjoying the read

ooh now I am drooling Muika 6 months till I re-taste those delicacies. I can't find authentic Japanese cuisine in my area.

Yes it Was fun BC despite no fresh or visability, Then again any day on snow is fun. Our crew were quite the united nations. In the pic from L to R:- Victorian, Austrian, Italian, Snowjunky, Singaporean

Good luck with that though I am with him on Maths & chemistry

An observation Got back recently from 2 weeks skiing in Oz. Ski'd around 7 hours every day and came home feeling super fit. The next day had a game of park cricket with the kids & found my legs felt like lead when trying to run (stumble actually) Has anyone else found this? Are the leg muscles used so different or is this just an old fart's complaint?

That is a mega bribe Mama. What are the odds it will be accepted?

Originally Posted By: Wizz Incredible. Gay in 2nd was 2m behind. Do you think the Gay behind was an extra incentive for Bolt to bolt?

"Compleat" ? Is that Scottish English?

Eight years at High School?

My one and only pic from Perisher on the first afternoon before the weather closed in for the week. O9 Perisher crew - Top of Interceptor Quad heading for the Ridge

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My 1 day employment So after landing my new job as a Bunnings Hardware greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Bunnings. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the oth

Get her a 30th birthday card. Women seem be in denial about hitting 40 Trust me for I am the Woman Whisperer.

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, He saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.' 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands Have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abr

Thanks Mamabear I feel like I have just read a script from "days of our lives" I hope you have a better week than the one I just returned from. Most areas open to start with but then 3 days of gale force winds shutting down all the good bits, not to mention no viz on all the peaks. Of course as soon as I packed my skis away on Friday to head home, big fat flakes started falling Oh well I did ski every day but I am mighty sick of t-bars. Come on February, hurry up & get here. BTW - back on thread topic - My new jacket was ace, comfy & warm in all conditions.

Sounds like grungy gonads No offence GG

Me thinks that car is going to the seriously un-cool wall. Which maybe makes me think I might want one (he says sheepishly)

Awesome pics Scouser Good quality & content. I have never seen so many horns in one picture..................well except maybe that one I saw .....oops, sorry that's for another forum.

Do I look like a plageuriser I don't even know how to spell it

I heard today another Aussie is heading South for winter. Mark Viduka heading to Portsmouth?

Children's Science Exam If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers... Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. --------------------------------------------------- Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink? A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. --------------------------------------------------------- Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

BTW I think the car is cool also. (me 69 year old virile ex ballet dancer)

Ah Mama you are cruelly playing tricks with Thursdays mind. i.e Mum with 4 kids thinks the car is cool Is that Thursday's target market to impress? (I have tactfully refrained from any manhood references also)