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Originally Posted By: ShinyDiscoBall Quote: It's exactly the same as the one I used to pl........................... Do all those ...'s represent letters, you know like in hangman? Yes, it spells "whoops, don't go there"

Queenslander saying as well ey

touche

You have to have a licence to watch TV in the UK? Gadzooks

That IS Barbie It's exactly the same as the one I used to pl........................... never mind How bout those reds, 4 goals ey

Originally Posted By: Mamabear Lordy be snowjunky - I think you be spying on my house ^ No I'm not Careful, don't trip over that skateboard at the bottom of your steps

Minougue, stayed at my place for 4 nights in 98

Well there you go then, nhk never lies. What's nhk?

labour

It's late late friday night, it's raining in the ashes series cricket on tv so I've jumped back on the forum to impart some technical advice:- INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Cricket

Yeah, 200 in the semi and 200 in the final

THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' siste

Originally Posted By: Heather Locklear Rocks Munster. mash

Hey Presto! it's Friday again. --------------------------------------------------- A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"

these things or those things?

Originally Posted By: RobBright It means it was a bad joke and they have come to take you away. Point taken, but a taxi? I could understand the bad taste police

Originally Posted By: RobBright gawd. snowjunky - i hear a taxi outside. I no understand

what things

On reflection I think the message here is SKI (or board), Dont Run.

yeah thanks for that second opinion Tubbs Makes me feel a lot, well...........older

yeah you are right it does not compare to Japan for snow but much better for a slide in August than Honk kong.

You should both go out one night for a romantic candlight dinner with a few wines, intimate smalltalk, dancing, canoodling etc. You on a Tuesday and her on a Thursday

Originally Posted By: thursday yeah, they're trained to get in and out without anyone knowing. Does wonders for their sex lives I'd imagine.

Not meaning to alarm anyone but there is a very slight possibility it could be a fake Nessy