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hellyer

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  1. You will love the t-bar GB. We have way too many of them here in Oz. http://youtu.be/1B5UMa_gplE The secret is to not sit on them just hook it behind your bum, or lower if you have a shorter co-rider ,and let it push you up the hill
  2. I may have posted this before - can't remember, but worth a re-run
  3. Do you recognise anybody here? Computer addicts never die...they just go offline.
  4. Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year, And every year Bill would say, " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter " Blanche always replied, " I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! " One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said, " Blanche, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance " To this, Blanche replied, " Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks" The pilot overheard t
  5. Longevity The National Institutes of Health has just released the results of a $200 million research study completed under a grant to Johns Hopkins. The new study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
  6. Definately better than blowing a seal
  7. Good work MO - informative reporting.& pics Particularly like the cool pooch in the sunnies!
  8. My ponder is what does Naruhodo mean? I see it used here frequently
  9. Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' be pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ar've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night". Archie nods approvingly."I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy. "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?" "Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white.”
  10. A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.' While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,a fat old lady in a motorized cart moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled betwee
  11. Is this the most ridiculous football dive ever? http://www.pbh2.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/soccer-dive-ear-flick.gif
  12. Do the Japanese have April Fools Day? (serious question)................unlike me I know
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