the time clock

[mikazooki 0]

the time clock at work is 2 minutes fast.

 

this is causing me severe distress.

 

normally i arrive at work at _:57 or _:58 and look like a regular responsible worker.

 

but this clock anomaly has had me arriving on the dot 5 times in the last week and a half.

 

everyday i express my dismay at the clock trying to undermine my good record, and rip me off of half an hour's pay. but the staff must secretly enjoy watching me freak.

 

concurrently the battery sign has appeared on my watch. i have my suspicions that my watch is in on the conspiracy. i'm not sure if digital watches can run slow... but if they can, i'm sure it has all been planned. i just checked, and my watch is in fact 20 seconds behind the computer which is synchronised with an atomic clock in fukuoka. if thats not proof that something is going on, then i'm not sure what is.

 

there seems to be no easy way out of this quagmire.

[Ocean11 0]

--> unemployment and homelessness.

[miteyak 0]

Think of it as the glass half full... you get to leave early.

[mogski 0]

You could solve part of the problem by taking your watch off.

[damian 0]

I am to literal minded for life insurance.

[mattlucas 0]

I think digital watch can run slow. Well at least part of them.

 

 

When my altimetre watch gets low it often shows me at like 7500m with a temp of 283 degrees C. Then 5 minutes later I'll be at -2385 m and it will be 142 degrees C.

[scouser 4]

Stay behind one night and change the clock to the correct time.