merry xmas

[damian 0]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

In addition, please also accept my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without the due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers.

 

This is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. “Holiday” is not intended, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).

 

Note: By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting freely is transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement and of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non implementation of it.

 

This greeting is void where prohibited by law Or Company Policy.

[big-will 7]

Greetings.

[frannyo 2]

Thats very kind of you Dear Britain.

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

 

In addition, please also accept my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without the due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers.

 

This is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. “Holiday” is not intended, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).

 

Note: By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting freely is transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement and of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non implementation of it.

 

This greeting is void where prohibited by law Or Company Policy.

 

.....to you too.

[js 0]

With your obvious penchant for political correctness:

 

Vote 1: 'Dear Britain' for Secretary General of the UN.

 

To All Christian, Non-Chistian and Unaligned People's:

 

Merry Christmas and a Happy, Safe 'n Prosperous 2005.

[white-void 0]

I wonder how long it took for whoever wrote that to come up with. I bet they talk like that in real life too.

[sakebomb 0]

Greeting accepted on the aformentioned terms!

To all, hope you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year regardless of religion/ beliefs etc..etc.....

[Ocean11 0]

You'll be hearing from my lawyer about this...

[its-a-clock 0]

Yes I'm offended. Somehow. I'll find a way.

As long as its got nothing to do with that doctor.

 

Happy Christmas everyone!

[Ocean11 0]

He's probably going to settle in tonight with a nice glass of sherry and go through all his old X-rays and smear slides.

[echineko 1]

What is this meaning? It is difficult to understand it!

[Siren 0]

DB, for someone who has no legal training, your drafting skill is still way better than Kintaro!!