farquah 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Just come back from my local coffee shop where i usually go to just chill before lessons on a Thursday morning and read my book when today I was interupted by the most annoying idiot I have ever met!! He proceeded to sit at my table uninvited and tell me the most profuse lies I have ever ever heard. I actualy was in awe at the amnount of B**s**t that was spouting from his mouth. I shall give you an example in his own words..."..yeah man am a former navy seal. It was hard man, don`t agree with the war..tell you why (shows me his ear and I can`t see anything) was in the first gulf war and got shot three times in the knee and head....... Had a chance to kill Bin Laden but was told not too......all my platoon died and i survived for two days hidin in sea after being picked up by a German super tanker......I know COlin Powel personally, p*ssed on some documents in front of him to show him how angry I was.....I had to register as a deadly weapon when decommisioned in Illinois....." WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!! MORON!!!! I just had to share this, I really couldn`t believe he expected me to believe it????????? Anyone else met/know anyonje like this? Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Americans...... there's a lot of them around. JUST KIDDING! Sounds like a fun experience. Was he high? Link to post Share on other sites
Golfgirl 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 not sure of your gender farq, but i am guessing a guy. so why was he trying to impress you in the first place? sounds like a dork! Link to post Share on other sites
sakebomb 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Had a few of these kind of experiences but this guy sounds like a winner. Did you get his # Maybe to many of those mushrooms? Link to post Share on other sites
farquah 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Author Share Posted February 17, 2005 The guy gave me his meeshi and I promptly filed it in the trash for future referance!!! Unfortunately I don`t think the guy was on anything other than his own crap fumes from the sh*t he was drooling! Just one very odd ball! Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 I know Colin Powell personally; but Ive never been in the military. Heard similar stuff down in Hiroshima cuz of the Iwakuni Marine Base - pretty big base. Anyways, you get groups of men/women off base and stories like that have been blabbed out tons of times. Ive also had some very nice encounters with people from the military. I dont think you are but there shouldnt be sterotypes bout the military - there are some nice peeps too. Link to post Share on other sites
flipside 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 Maybe his story is true and he's just gone a bit mental cause of the stress of hiding out from the governmenet?? not. Link to post Share on other sites
farquah 0 Posted February 17, 2005 Author Share Posted February 17, 2005 Yama also know a few good guys in the forces who have played rugby with but I doubt that this guy was ever actually in the military. I think he said something about now working for a group of crack commandoes...A-Team or something???? Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted February 17, 2005 Share Posted February 17, 2005 yeah, theres weirdos everywhere; but to be fair, I seem to hear the most stories from guys in the military or aussies. Guess both are full of $hit Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 He sounds ever so impressive. Did he not tempt you farquah? Link to post Share on other sites
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