panhead_pete 27 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Evil barstewards! Hey Pete, I'm one of the lucky shackled ones, whose male provides her with wireless Internet and an iPad - access to SJ anywhere, anytime That's why there are no good ones left - all been spoilt by blokes like PB Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Tell that PB do-gooder fella to stay the hell out of Japan.... His kind aren't welcome...!! Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Why, aged 29, I have decided I'll NEVER have sex again My strategies for avoiding sex had run out and so, as the inevitable happened, I simply hoped my boyfriend could not tell that I was enduring, rather than enjoying, our encounter.John was a virgin when we met, so I assume he did not realise how strange and dysfunctional our perfunctory couplings were. We'd abstain for months until, finally, he'd start bribing me with gifts to go to bed with him. But I loathed it. I dreaded the foreplay, and the act itself repulsed me. I could only bear it by focusing my mind on something else. It's not that John was a particularly inept lover - he wanted very much to please me - nor was this a terminal case of bedroom boredom. The problem is that I have always detested sex: the idea of it, the fact of it, and the repellent notion that society seems to revolve around it. I am 29 and I have had three lovers, two of whom I lived with. I have tried to quell the disgust I feel at the prospect of sex, but have failed repeatedly to do so. There is nothing physically wrong with me - doctors have confirmed this - and I am not afflicted by guilt. My parents had a healthy and open attitude to sex. There is no dark incident lurking in my past that would explain my abhorrence: I have not been abused nor mistreated, and I have never been coerced into having sex against my will. I am not gay, and I feel no physical attraction towards women. I do not think anything is 'wrong' with me, although perhaps my attitude would have been considered less freakish if I had been born in the Victorian era. I just hate sex, and have decided I will never put myself through the torture of it again. I am in my physical prime, but my sex life is over. I wish it were not so. My tragedy is that I want to be 'normal'. I crave the companionship of a man. I would love to be married; to build a home, to enjoy the comfort and domesticity of a life-long relationship with a partner I could cherish. I want to love and be loved. I do not find men themselves abhorrent. On the contrary, I appreciate their looks and enjoy their company. I like cuddles, I don't mind kissing and I yearn for affection; but nothing more than that. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I'd start a happy life with her......while banging the next door neighbor of course. If I can't have a perfect marriage......neither can you. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Since you posted that Chirselle I have done some in-depth investigating and with the help of a private investigator and lots of careful research, we found out that this is in face here next door neighbour. Have fun! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 wonder what she keeps in her pockets... Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 wonder what she keeps in her pockets... By the looks of the that picture, pies. Which probably got pie-eater excited. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 I said banging the next door neighbour......not sloshing around in the next door neighbour. She definitely has an impressive caboose. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 The only way I could imagining banging her would be with a snowplough Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Preferably with someone else driving, and me on the other side of the world! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 For scientific purposes, I had a great day out followed by some sake and then by sex for control purposes. If they are done in close proximity in time, the combined awesomeness of both is perfection. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 13, 2013 Author Share Posted February 13, 2013 Glas you told me that, Man! Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 For scientific purposes, I had a great day out followed by some sake and then by sex for control purposes. If they are done in close proximity in time, the combined awesomeness of both is perfection. All at once...nirvana....!! Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 That goes in the naked thread. Link to post Share on other sites
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