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Hokuryuko Onsen trip report [Nagano prefecture, next to Nozawa Onsen]


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This is a friendly little resort with one 2 man chairlift, which moves damn fast for the benefit of the local ski team who make up 95% of the punters. I was the only boarder and only gaijin. A cafeteria offers the usual Japanese fare. The resort is accessed by a right turn off the main road coming into Nozawa Onsen.

 

Stats

Vertical: 200 meters

Steepest run: 40 degrees

Tree runs: yes

Gondola: no

Lift ticket: 2200 yen

 

Hokuryuko Onsen's unfettered awesomeness is not at first apparent. First you think, "Like, hey dude, this is just a one horse town." But then you get off the chairlift, bear left, round a few corners, you arrive at the bottom of the slope with another long slope in front of you. And you think, "Hey, dude, why wasn't there a sign saying we gotta hike up the hill to get out of here?" You start walking up, when a voice calls from what looks like a derelict wooden shack. An old geezer comes out, speaking in an unknown language, not using any English words at all. He holds up a metal contraption and points at a wire hanging from a pulley 3 feet above the ground. A little further up the hill the wire sags and is buried in snow. Suddenly - like a flash - you realise this is the long lost nutcracker of ancient times!, as mentioned in New Zealand ski mythology. Then you're like, "Hey, dude, this is freakin' awesome!" The old geezer explains something (you wonder if he might be speaking an early version of Mayan used by the Aztecs in 2000 BC) and attaches one end of the metal thing to the wire and hands you the other end, a handle on a chain, flips a switch and the wire starts moving. Geronimo!

 

Here's a video of the nutcracker, and a few pics below.

 

 

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The nutcracker of Maori legend

 

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A friendly little resort

 

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A blue plaque cellotaped to the wall acknowledges MacGyver's visit to the resort (note 20-year-old tractor engine donated by local farmer)

 

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A ladder, tractor engine and some mature bamboo - and bam! you've got a ski lift. Niseko you can suck on on my pudenda, this is where's it's at bro!

 

 

 

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