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Originally Posted By: stemik
I heard Bernard Matthews passed away this year....remember "bootiful"

Why a couple of birds?


he passed on Thanksgiving Day....oh how the Turkey's had the last laugh
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Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver
Originally Posted By: stemik
I heard Bernard Matthews passed away this year....remember "bootiful"

Why a couple of birds?


he passed on Thanksgiving Day....oh how the Turkey's had the last laugh


That will be good for another line to an Alanis Morissette song....Ironic
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Originally Posted By: stemik
Originally Posted By: Tubby Beaver
Originally Posted By: stemik
I heard Bernard Matthews passed away this year....remember "bootiful"

Why a couple of birds?


he passed on Thanksgiving Day....oh how the Turkey's had the last laugh


That will be good for another line to an Alanis Morissette song....Ironic


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Ah yes. First verse even.

 

 

 

 

An old man turned ninety-eight

He won the lottery and died the next day

It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

Isn't it ironic ... don't you think

Chorus

 

It's like rain on your wedding day

It's a free ride when you've already paid

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought ... it figures

 

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

And as the plane crashed down he thought

'Well isn't this nice...'

And isn't it ironic ... don't you think

Repeat Chorus

 

 

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

And life has a funny way of helping you out when

You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up

In your face

 

It's a traffic jam when you're already late

It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn't it ironic... don't you think

A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...

Repeat Chorus

 

 

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

Helping you out

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