blinkin'ek 0 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Cut off their balls, I say. Quote: Police in southern Russia are investigating allegations of animal cruelty after a donkey was made to parasail as part of an advertising stunt, Russian media report. The donkey was sent up into the sky last week by entrepreneurs hoping to attract people to their private beach. Witnesses near the beach on the Sea of Azov in the Krasnodar region said the animal had been screaming in fear. It landed in the water and was pulled onto the shore, said police. "The donkey screamed and children cried," regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova told AFP news agency. "No-one had the brains to call police." Instead, bystanders took photos and phoned newspapers, she said. "It was put up so high into the sky that the children on the beach cried and asked their parents: 'Why did they tie a doggy to a parachute?'" Taman newspaper reported last week. "The donkey landed in an atrocious manner: it was dragged several metres along the water, after which the animal was pulled out half-alive onto the shore," the paper reported. Police began to investigate after the incident, which occurred at the coastal village of Golubitskaya, was aired on national news on Tuesday. The businessmen responsible may face criminal charges for animal cruelty, according to news agency RIA-Novosti. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 As soon as the donkey landed, they should've got the saddle on and offered rides for 100 rubles per 3 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I thought it was pretty funny Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Bet the donkey didn't. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 No don't cut off their balls. Just hang them up by their balls. And let the donkey lick them (their faces, not their balls). Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Quote: The donkey was sent up into the sky last week by entrepreneurs hoping to attract people to their private beach. Yep. I'd go there. I mean, what's a beach if there's no parasailing donkeys there? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Originally Posted By: pie-eater No don't cut off their balls. Just hang them up by their balls. And let the donkey lick them (their faces, not their balls). Donkey is a good word. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 But seriously, absolute bastards. Quote: Witnesses near the beach on the Sea of Azov in the Krasnodar region said the animal had been screaming in fear. It landed in the water and was pulled onto the shore, said police. "The donkey screamed and children cried," regional police spokeswoman Larisa Tuchkova told the AFP news agency. "No-one had the brains to call police." Instead, bystanders took photos and phoned newspapers, she said. Cynically done to get all this publicity. So cut their balls off for sure, don't let them get away with it. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 It must've been funner than hawling coal in a mine or making porn films. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Hell, get them hung up there by their balls. Link to post Share on other sites
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