chaotic 0 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Have u hit on anyone? in the lift queue..over curry/rice..purposefully had a collision with them..? What chatup lines would work on u? Did you meet the man or woman of yr dreams on the slopes? Just curious, there are lots of attractive men out there, but I've gazed from afar rather than approaching them. Weird cos if I was in a bar I wouldn't think twice about it. Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I find the best way to start a conversation is in the Gondola by reaching down and grabbing some snow off your boots or skis and eating it. Japanese people are fascinated by this and it's even better when you offer some to them. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I have... and agree with you too. Dont like meeting girls in bars either. Something about it I just dont like Hope to meet the girl o my dreams on the slopes; at the beach would be nice too Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 yeah, but u usually take a piss first and then eat the snow dont ya toque?? Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 A little yellow snow never hurt anybody Link to post Share on other sites
chaotic 0 Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 maybe i should follow japanese example - beer for breakfast? depending on quantity consumed i'll think i'm shit hot or fall on my arse, either way its not looking good! Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by chaotic: Have u hit on anyone? in the lift queue..over curry/rice..purposefully had a collision with them..? What chatup lines would work on u? Did you meet the man or woman of yr dreams on the slopes? Just curious, there are lots of attractive men out there, but I've gazed from afar rather than approaching them. Weird cos if I was in a bar I wouldn't think twice about it. chatup line: girl: yama, nice skiis wanna... yama: iine! ...ski? Wot were YOU thinking? Link to post Share on other sites
Dougy 0 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I met my wife at Mt Hutt in New Zealand. Down there you don't eat the snow just offer ice for their drinks. Link to post Share on other sites
merryJim 1 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 "Ii tenki desu ne." or, alternatively, depending on the weather: "Samui desu ne". etc It's a power line. Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I scored my wife at a resort that we were both working at. I figure that is close enough. Toque does eat snow off of just about anything. Ive seen peoples eye bludge as he eats it too. Me I only eat what I know is clean. Toque actually knows the amount of piss that the body can handle if injested yuk! Link to post Share on other sites
Dougy 0 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by merryJim: "Ii tenki desu ne." or, alternatively, depending on the weather: "Samui desu ne". etc It's a power line. So what's the Japanese equivilent of "Duh!" Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Oh many times. Just look my avatar girls....all will be clear. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 GG, you and me gotta hook up then. I mean, just look at the two goofballs Im always with. One likes actin like hes gettin some always shaggin the air and the other couldnt score in a pink house - especially with the helmet bubbles! Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 You wanna talk bad helmut CB take a look at your sally bucket.lol One must always buy beer those that save them. as a wise man once said (quote taken from FF) that goes for julian as well Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 What is a pink house? Mmm Snow tastes good Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 yellow snow tastes bad Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I have a small bottle of maple syrup I should bring it along in my backpack and whip it out when there are cuties in the gondola Link to post Share on other sites
sock_monkey 0 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 maple syrup, eh? i feel a beaver pelt and hockey stick joke coming... Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 old time hockey eddie shore eddie shore maple syrup on snow nice Link to post Share on other sites
nagpants 1 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 You're nuts man! I've been "hit on" by a few ojisan wanting to practice English more than a few times. Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I own 6 rolls of hockey tape do you? Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 That went right over my non-hockey playing head Link to post Share on other sites
Davo 1 Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 That Lipton Tea "Yellow Snow" campaign from a few seasons back is one of those "only in Japan" classics. Look out for the signs still up around Hakuba 47. Nice copy. Link to post Share on other sites
I'm Sexy 0 Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Often man talk to me on mountain. I'm very choosy (is it write word?) though. Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I had a small “adventure” in Niseko last week with one of the girls working in one of the gelende restaurants. Nothing serious, but enough to boost my self-esteem for a while. Link to post Share on other sites
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