Curt 1 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Seems this is doing the rounds. Some of them quite funny: Ten Thoughts to Ponder Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich! Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. Link to post Share on other sites
kintaro 0 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Is this from David Letterman? Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Someone sent that to me too, don't know where it originates from Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 sounds like him eh Kintaro? Dont mess with me when Im hungry or horny!! Link to post Share on other sites
yamayamayama 2 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Quote: teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks ...unless it's your L-plates parents, in which case they will never shut up with the questions and get annoyed with YOU when they don't understand! Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Quote: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Haha, I like that. Stubborn thing it is. Link to post Share on other sites
maoriboy 0 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Hey...I have number 6 as my sig....must be good then Link to post Share on other sites
cal 6 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Prozac. Anyone know anyone who has taken that? Link to post Share on other sites
bettyx 0 Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by yamayamayama: Quote: teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks ...unless it's your L-plates parents, in which case they will never shut up with the questions and get annoyed with YOU when they don't understand! so true. i don't think that's a letterman top 10.. his number 2 is almost always funnier than number 1, and i'm not so sure about this one. Link to post Share on other sites
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