belle 0 Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 You may ask why i have decided to post about the man with the most posts. It could be a thank you for providing me with amusing anecdotes, when really, I should get off my butt, stop procrastinating and draft that 30 page document which has been sitting on my desk for hours. Perhaps, an ode to his words of encouragement and handy one liners (and I quote "Say Darlin', fancy some snow rompin' on Saturday." Now, how does a girl get past that one? I wonder if it worked on the girl with the bunny ears? Better still, I will try it out this weekend on the local boys and let you in on some reverse pscychology statistics. Or perhaps even it is me daydreaming about a guy who gets about on a bigger than your average board in a purple, yellow, green, red and turquoise spatter pattern suit whilst listening to Puffy..... (no more on that one). Most of it all, this is about the guy who is deep down a new age kinda guy, and sensitive enough to say "ret's talk" i'm in luuurve. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 ---------------------- gobsmacked! Oh belle, Baby! You have maaaade my day! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Belle, You are just looking for a date for the Aussie ball, Ahhh, Am I right. Ocean 11 I am afraid you'll have to scrub up from the shiny snow wear and put on the black tie Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 belle, babe of the board belle, I am heartbroken. I though we had something special happening here. You know, your old car, my green boots and jacket..... I am heartbroken.... [This message has been edited by mogski (edited 25 January 2002).] Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Hey looks like I have competition. But I am the more rad, aren't I ocean? Link to post Share on other sites
belle 0 Posted January 25, 2002 Author Share Posted January 25, 2002 mogski - never fear, 81 posts will get you a haiku. mogski, a man of skis and poles thou art a snow god too good to be true love yer work! rach - good to have on board.... i guess we could share ocean's gondola love shack with the velvet seating and disco lights... Link to post Share on other sites
cal 6 Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 hey, what about an ode to cal? Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 belle your ring is so sweet (I don't wanna hear any wise cracks from anyone!) Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 belle certainly is a very promising name. But since I fell arse over tit in primary school love for a rach, I've always had a place in my heart for them (was going to say 'soft spot', but that's not quite the case). Well, I've never looked forward to a little suberi quite as much as I am now! -------------- Enough of odes, let's hear the 'Mogski Blues' "Woke up this mornin' Found I was just a backdoor man Said I woke up this mornin' Found out I'm a backdoor man Just can't help but moanin and groanin' I'm knockin' as hard as I can" Link to post Share on other sites
belle 0 Posted January 25, 2002 Author Share Posted January 25, 2002 Ocean - you are just saying that because you don't have a tux. Nice one Ali G. Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Ocean I thought we were going to keep this part of ourlives secret! How dare you publicise our relationship like this! How dare you! How dare you! Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 belle, I'm on my way out to see my tailor right now... Fella can't have too many tuxes. (That Ali G's a real snitch, ne?) mogski, I'm going blue in the face blowing on my harp. Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Blowing on your harp? You should be in a circus for an act like that! Link to post Share on other sites
gorilla 0 Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 Ocean, how long do you spend on this site every day??!?!!?? Must be a long time? Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 Who is this Ocean11 bloke anyway? Part of the site? Anyone met him? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 I saw him once. He moves awful quick. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 I saw him once, what a weenie!!! If you don't believe me just check every thread he will have his obnoxious opinion on every subject. Link to post Share on other sites
cal 6 Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 But the board would not be the same without our Ocean, don't you think? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 No he's just a putz!! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 1, 2002 Share Posted February 1, 2002 Ocean11 has been snowboarding "9 or 10" times and has an opinion or "has heard" about everything. He can "fast carve" too. Yeah right. Go figure. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Messrs, crapperjohn, putz and onionz(unregistered) and other characterless dweebs who think they'd like to have a go; I always admire those ballsy kids who pop up on bulletin boards with some straightforward ad hominem. When you take the trouble to register and post relevant opinions, we'll see if they're worth sh!te - but I ha' me doots. cal, thanks for your kind words. I hope I keep you entertained. Link to post Share on other sites
gorilla 0 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Yeah funny how all these unregistered nobodies "pop up" just to critisize isnt it? I for one think that Ocean is one of the "pillars" of this board? ?!!? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 I am gay and a big ponce. No confidence and a big wimp. That's me, onionz the name Haha! Go go Ocean! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Like someone being registered or not makes a difference of whether Ocean11 is a putz or not. Nice try to the Ocean weenie but registration doesn't subtract from the huge putz that you are. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 putz, keep it coming you prince of the snow. Your opinion carries real weight. Link to post Share on other sites
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