big-will

A bit full? Perhaps meant 'dull'?

Sell Fergie Buy Michu!

Actually, the friend of someone's mum spotted Ronaldo at Manchester Airport today, according to someone.

Two bungling conmen who tried to pass off ice cubes as iPads were rumbled when they melted, a court heard. Nathan Meunch, 29, and Nigel Bennett, 39, stuffed ice in a parcel then insured it for the tablets “inside”. They planned to post it by special delivery then claim £2,500 compensation from Royal Mail when it failed to arrive at the other end. But Post Office staff contacted investigators after the parcel started leaking. During the trial the court heard the parcel had ‘disintegrated’ in front of shocked postal workers. Counter clerk Elaine Sloane, told the court how she

Away for a week from now, but will join.

Footie season proper is almost upon us.

OK will do later. Can I have 12 Wazzas?

The Story of TROOPER Real ale fan and history aficionado Bruce Dickinson, Maiden's vocalist, played a major role in developing the unique flavour of the beer, entailing ongoing visits to Robinson’s brewery in Stockport. "I'm a lifelong fan of traditional English ale; I thought I'd died and gone to heaven when we were asked to create our own beer. I have to say that I was very nervous: Robinsons are the only people I have had to audition for in 30 years. Their magic has been to create the alchemical wedding of flavour and texture that is TROOPER. I love it."

Might be being silly but I can't see where to sign in for this. Do I need to create an account first?

Total coincidence.

Makes it sound like we're talking about lego or something.

come on jellybelly!

was anticipating some bowel story.....

That does look good.

Mushy peas

If only Nani were more consistent. Shows flashes of brilliance.

Perhaps it will be Abenomics-ism.

Newest hobby, curling?! Let's hope she can get a nose.

I see Suarez played a short while for Liverpool... but importantly he didn't smile much.

You football watching person, you! Good to see Abe get man of the Universe.

I think it's the kawaii thing. Normal maps aren't kawaii and look ever so serious. Kawaii is good!

You forgot the beer!

How did you get that onehunga?