grungy-gonads

My woman wouldn't let me in the bed!

Too right. And after you lot totally took the piss with Moyes and mophead last year as well.

Had a Kohaku last night. Yes, very nice.

That is excessively long isn't it? It's from the UK right? Normally I find post takes 6-7 days, usually arrives just within a week. Sometimes quicker, and that's just normal post.

Thank the lord Cleverley has gone. He was pissing me off. Pity we couldn't get rid of the other Uselesses. Hopefully in new year or latest next summer. Mad overhaul, but it was necessary the mess we were in.

Can't think of obvious candidates with United now. Especially now with the "new look". I think Rooney was not a good idea though.

Just signed. Phew. I believe it now. We have quite some talent to play with. How do fit them in together though? It should be exciting anyway. Why didn't Everton take Cleverley. Surely we offered a 2-for-1 whereby you guys take back brush-head? Or even 3-for-1 and take Anderson. Not sure if there's enough McDonalds around Everton though to satisfy him.

Fellaini, Valencia, Young, Cleverley, Anderson.......damn, still here.

Wow sounds like press has been briefed. I just hope it doesn't mean we are tempted to get rid of Ashley Young.

Nah, surely not

Nope still don't believe it. It's a smokescreen for some defence/midfield stuff that we actually need.

Well it is actually only officially on sale from tomorrow.

United should just sign ALL strikers. Just so Arse and City can't get em. All the lot of them! Still think this has got to be complete bollocks. Some foreign types are possibly mistaking 'Manchester' for being us, when it's actually the other lot. Either that or just playing for money.

Gambaro, he says a bit unenthusiasitcally.

Can't and won't believe it. Unless it happens. But it won't because it's surely bullrubbish.

Sounds like us that. Oh wait, hold on a minute...

I see talk of VP needing some operation and might be out for a few months.

There are questions on van Persie. Like, is he past it, can he ever work with the (very sadly) undroppable Rooneyman? Can he even be arsed? Rooney was shite on Saturday. Well, like almost everyone apart from di Maria who was in a different class. But us signing Falcao today? That bs is just to drive the price up I think. Surely we have more pressing issues, like having a defence.

Anderson on for di Maria. Couldn't make it up! Just 20 minutes or so for Anderson. He can nip down the chippy in about an hours time. Then go for a kebab. With a side dish of large pie. And chips.

United 'Defence' peeps: we get points by scoring goals. We don't get any points for the Longest Kicks. Wakatta?

Our defence is absolutely horrendous. But Mr di Maria looking top quality. Pity he's got Young, Valencia and Fletcher round him!!!

Bottles of Akiaji in the fridge, ready to see if United can overcome the mighty Burnley in an hour.

Probably. At least we got the latest on Mold from pie-eater over summer, though more regular updates would be good.

Very cool!