TheOrange 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 ..for the Orgasmatron?! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3241138.stm I'm not available, so this is the next best thing! Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 That is really funny! See how many contradictions you can spot... Reminds me of that joke Q - "How do you give a woman an orgasm?" A - "Who cares?" It seems as though science has caught up with that joke. Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Seems that women don't really care whether they have an orgasm or not either if they have to internationally appeal for volunteers. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Yes they do care. I like my orgasms. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 How about posting some photos rach? You know how much we all need photos... I found it curious how the expert from Bristol said; "But there will always be demand for this kind of thing." when the point of the article seemed to be that, er, there isn't any demand for this kind of thing. Perhaps if it came with a remote control it might sell better. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 My pics are too sexy. Plus - I'm really shy too. Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by rach: I like my orgasms. I like you! Link to post Share on other sites
sweetaz 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 sorry..but where the hell is the fun in that?? imagine if it short circuted?!?! could make for interesting bored meetings! Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 mogski, do you know some girls who DON'T like? Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Um....ahhh....well...actually NO. If you got the curves and the bulges in all the rght places in just the right manner then I kind'a like any girl. But don't get scared Edit: I don't particularly liek my sister in thatway so I guess there is one. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 No, I meant.... "do you know any ladies who DON'T like orgasms". Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 rach, I've known some. Also that article suggests that women are dissatisfied whether they have them or not. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 what is an orgasm? Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Someone's doing something wrong Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Nah, it's the equipment that's at fault. There are two parts of the female brain labeled 'Moan', and in these cases, the button was wired to the wrong one. Believe me, I'm a scientist. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 There's another gadget on the market that supposedly does the same thing without being implanted http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,60943,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_5 The news did the rounds on the tech sites last month. "It brings women to the one-yard line" Time for a naked bootleg then Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Quoting some sex expert or what not: "...No sex toy is going to replace foreplay. No machine will ever replace a person or sexual communication between partners" what is foreplay? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 The Saturday night football match on the TV. You don't know nuffin about sex .db. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 As your GF. She's gagging for it! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Quote: Originally posted by rach: As your GF. She's gagging for it! Are you my GF? Why did you then refer to yourself in the third person? I didn't think I had a GF. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Sorry, "ASK your girlfriend" Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Wow, that was over fast. Single again..... ho hum. Just like all of my relationships, that one was also based on confusion over what she said. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 I mean, I swear once that a girl in a bar said to me "hey baby, your hot!". As it turned out she said something like "I would rather eat a shit sandwich, **** off ugly". I actually think she made this up after becoming shy when I tried to push her into the male toilets. Some say give up. Never!! Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Post of the day, mate! Rach is it apparent your typos there are having an adverse effect on us men. First you make me open up and tell the world I will take anything female with breasts and a butt then you make out to be .db.'s GF! You requiring an orgasm? Is that what this is about? Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted November 28, 2003 Share Posted November 28, 2003 Sorry, losing my battle with the keyboard today aren't I?! Are we all clear with my intended meanings now though? Link to post Share on other sites
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